Alex in Wonderland by Max Monroe

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Alex in Wonderland by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comAlex in Wonderland by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comAlex in Wonderland by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBxtches Be Blogging Book ReviewsBXTCHES Gotta Warn: I am a huge fan of the duo that calls themselves Max Monroe and I’m sure we all fell in love with them when we fell in love with Kline and Georgia and everything Billionaire Bad Boys. . .we swooned, we escaped, our toes may have even curled, and we certainly laughed our asses off, but my warning before I get started is this. . .Alex in Wonderland is not Billionaire Bad Boys, I suppose I should probably elaborate a bit. If I had read the entire Billionaire series, then read this book, without first knowing who wrote either. . .I would’ve never guessed that they were written by the same author. While there were portions of Wonderland that were reminiscent of the wit and humor that Max Monroe brings to the pages, this story was so different than what I was expecting. . .but don’t worry, different was good. . .real, real good.

Alex in Wonderland will be told through the POV’s of both Alex and Matt.

Let’s kick this off with Alex Little. Needing a restart, Alex is fairly new to the L.A. area, transplanting herself from San Diego. We meet her after she was fired from her job as a bartender, recently picking up a job as Sparkles the Rabbit. Working for a princess party company was never high on her aspiration list, but bills need to get paid and food needs to be eaten, so at this point, rabbits can’t be choosy. But no worries, if it wasn’t for a sweaty ass. . .her life would’ve never changed.

Matt Hadder lost his mother, his only parent when he was just six years old. And because of this life altering event, John Hadder waltzes in and introduces himself. . .as Matt’s father. Matt Hadder is the head of Wonderland, Inc., an organization that can do about anything one would want and get about anything one would need. And no clarification is needed on “anything”, it literally means. . .anything.

Eventually the likes of Matt will meet up with Alex and all of this goes down when Alex is masquerading as Sprinkles the Rabbit. Well, she is actually sitting in her bra and panties and Sprinkles is laying next to her. . .apparently it’s hot as fuck in those costumes. Without giving too much away let’s just say that Alex may or may not have heard something that wasn’t meant for her ears and it’s up to Matt to find out if the rabbit knows anything, because if she does, he may or may not have to “take care” of it, and by “take care”, I mean it may be time for a BXTCHE to swim . When he finds her sitting in nothing but her underwear, Alex hits Matt’s radar and she has certainly piqued his curiosity. 

Alex’s life takes a giant step up when Matt offers her a job and she accepts. For Matt, one of the reasons for the job offer is to keep a close eye on a liability, for Alex one of the reasons she accepts is pure intrigue. That intrigue, well that and the need for nutrition. The interest only grows when she has the opportunity to witness her first Wonderland party and decides to come back for more.

If that seems vague, it’s because it it. Even if I wanted to tell you BXTCHES what it is that Wonderland does, I couldn’t, it was too much to keep up with. Just know that not all is on the up and up and there is a shit ton of money involved. It’s got lots of drugs, parties, pleasure girls, and not to mention a presidential race is at stake, so is your curiosity peeking out yet? And that BXTCHES is all I’m gonna share, but just know this. . .expect the unexpected.

Max Monroe may be brilliant when it comes to creating a leading couple that makes your heart patter a bit, but they are as equally brilliant when it comes to creating a cast to support those leads and Wonderland gives us a bit of everything. There are those you will love and there are those you will hate and those that you will love to hate. The layers that each character created didn’t allow for downtime. Chapter after chapter, page after page, you will be longing to get just a little bit more and not only from Alex and Matt, but we get Aunt Delores and Deena (the cat) and Cal and Jessie Cat and a whole slew of individuals that will keep you turning the page and make it almost impossible to put down.

Once you dive into Matt Hadder’s inner dialogue, there will be no doubts left when it comes to his bedroom abilities. And once you get a peek inside of Alex’s, there will be no doubts left that she is dying to have Matt throw her up against the wall and wear her out. And when the time comes that they get a taste of one another, their chemistry is crazy hot. Max Monroe was able to bring together the raw passionate fucking that accompanies lust mixed with tender, sweet moments that come with love. What a fan-fucking-tastic cocktail that was, one that I could imbibe over and over again.

I’m not sure what I was expecting when I first dove into Wonderland. I think a part of my imagination had a desire for the laugh out loud humor we got with the Billionaire gang and while I’ll admit humor certainly accompanied the likes of Matt and Alex, though more Alex. . .it was different, don’t worry it was in a good way. But when it was all said and done, the last page was turned and the hangover had set, Max Monroe did what they do best and that’s create characters that you wish you knew and a story that made it impossible to escape from. Bxtches Be Reading5 Star Read for Bxtches Be ReadingAlex in Wonderland by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comMax Monroe | www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

     

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Rake’s Redemption (Wind Dragon’s MC Series, Book #4) by Chantal Fernando

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BXTCHES Gotta Warn: First things first, I bought and read this book back in September 2016. I have since read it about 4 other times, all with the intention of getting my thoughts out when I turned the last page, but for whatever reason (ahem. . .laziness), I never was able to get around to it. So, I finally committed myself and finished this book over the last couple of days and viola, here we are. It’s no secret that the MC genre is one of my favs, it’s also no secret that I am a firm believer that in order to immerse yourself in a really great MC series, you should read them in the order in which they were written. This happens to be a great MC series, hence. . .you should start from the beginning.

Rake’s Redemption will be told mostly through Bailey’s POV, however Rake will stop by and let us in his head every now and then.

We have actually already met Bailey. She was first introduced to us in Tracker and Lana’s story (book #3) when the girls have themselves a night out and run into her. Well, that night is where this story picks up. Anna and Lana are out at the MC owned Rift, when they run into Bailey, who is not only Rake’s ex, but was also very good friends with Anna and Lana and because of a very bad break-up between the Rake and Bailey, it has been years since they have seen her. Cue the excitement here. The problem? Rake is none too happy to see the one that he thought was The One.

After running into Rake, who happened to have his hands full with two women, the last place Bailey wants to find herself is in the past or standing in front of the man who broke her, regardless of how well he has aged over the past seven years. So when Rake gives her explicit instruction to keep her ass out of his club, she is happy to oblige. It becomes more difficult to keep that promise when Anna and Lana convince her that a night out is what they need and Rake will be none the wiser. Famous last words. . .

While Bailey is satisfied to keep a friendship with the girls sans Rake, unfortunately Rake’s inability to keep it zipped up is gonna force a relationship to happen regardless of how unwanted one is. I should probably go ahead and let you BXTCHES in on a secret. . .Rake and Bailey were supposed to get the Happy Ever After, the love at the time may have been teenage love, but it was real and it was suppose to be the kind that took them into kids and grandkids. But, sometimes things don’t unfold the way they are supposed to and it only took one night to shatter whatever was meant to be and because of that night, two very different roads were paved. Rake went down the road where his dick barely got put away and it took an unexpected pregnancy for Bailey to straighten herself out. Now it’s seven years later and even though Rake has a lot of pent up anger towards Bailey and vice versa, old feelings are beginning to resurface and the tension between them is growing thicker and thicker, the question is. . .what will they do about it?

The first two books in this series were pretty loaded with the MC grit and drama, the kind that sucks us in and takes ahold of and while I LOVED book #3, it was certainly lighter on the MC side and I gotta say that it’s not gonna pick up too much here. We will get some moments, but the story is more focused on the second chance romance side more than it is on the outlaw side of the MC.

Chantal Fernando does a wonderful job of keeping the characters flowing from book to book. You will not be left wondering what’s happening with the ones we have already fallen for, we get great updates with Sin and Faye. . .Arrow and Anna. . .Tracker and Lana. We also get to drop in on Talon and his world, while being introduced to some new faces. Every character is perfectly placed and while you will fall in love with Bailey and Rake, as you should, no one will get neglected in the pages of this story. 

We have already been introduced to Rake’s history with women. He has sampled them all. So even I was interested to see how the action was going to unfold in the bedroom and this BXTCH was not disappointed. She did a great job combining the Alpha dominant side of Rake with the romantic side of him and not just showing it on separate occasions, both personalities were brought into the bedroom and he wore them very well.

I fell in love with this series from the very first book and have continued to fall in love with every book since. Usually when I become addicted to a MC series, it’s the men of the series who do me in and have me coming back for more, but with this series, the women are the ones captivating me. They are written with fierce independence, the humor is fantastic and the bond that they share with one another rivals the men. If you are looking for a MC series that is heavy on the outlaw, this may not be the one. If you’re looking for some hot alphas, great camaraderie, really good humor, and a very well rounded story. . .then let me introduce you to the men of the Wind Dragons MC.Bxtches Be ReadingRake's Redemption (Wind Dragons MC Series, Book #4) by Chantal Fernando | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

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Big Brother 19 | Wednesday Re-Cap | 08.02.17

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Big Brother 19 | Re-Cap | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: Fuck me runnin’, this show is becoming too much. Not too much that I’m gonna stop tuning in. . .let’s not get crazy. . .just too much in terms of, this BXTCH may need something a bit stronger than iced tea to get through it. I am super far behind right now (like a whole week), but life combined with some laziness has put me in the weeds. I will do my best to power through the entire week tonight, so I will be totally caught up for tomorrow night’s episode (that’s Wednesday 8/9). Let’s do this.

Last Time On: After Paul claimed the HOH position once again, he decided to call Jessica’s bluff and put her and Cody up for eviction. The first of three Temptation Competitions takes place with Mark coming in first, earning safety for the week and Jason finishing last, becoming the third nominee.

Tonight On: Power of Veto competition goes down.

FULL DISCLOSURE: A lot of shit happens during this episode and those of you who tune into the Live Feeds may have already gotten a dose of it. While I’ll cover what it was that CBS decided to air, I’ll Live Feed that shit in my final thoughts sometime this week.

Once again, we pick up with the closing of the nomination ceremony. I’m guessing HDIC Paul thought that God himself was going to make an appearance and declare the ceremony null and void and yet again because of this, he thinks Jessica’s nose should be growing, he’s just gonna have to wait that out. In the meantime, other houseguests are offering their condolences to #teamjody and if looks could kill, they would certainly be dead because Jessica has got that face down pat. 

Now, here is where details are important. Paul comes to Jessica, asking her to follow him to the HOH room and have a discussion. Cody, making himself some refreshing Sprite Zero is hanging out in the kitchen UNTIL Paul extends the invite to him as well saying “Cody, that includes you.” Cody responds with “What’s the point?” Jessica throws in “Just come” while Cody is reiterating “There literally is no point.” Once in the HOH room, Cody opens his mouth to say “This week means nothing.”, just to have Jessica tell him not to speak. Jessica begins by telling Paul that his nominations were the worst case scenario for him, going even further by saying that his HOH will now mean nothing. I covered this argument in my 07.27.17 re-cap, since a lot of it went down on the live feeds, but I think it’s important to cover it once again because this blow up was pretty epic. It starts when Cody reminds Paul of how much he brags about how well he knows the game, I don’t think he could’ve gotten a bigger reaction from Paul if he would’ve said “I thought you said you had a big dick Paul.” It appears if one is looking to hit Paul where it really hurts, insult his game play. In the meantime, Jessica is just trying her best to explain the Temptation to Paul, without giving away the details. It’s when Paul tells Jessica to lower her voice that the escalation occurs. I am here to say that there wasn’t one point where her voice actually got higher, but it’s important for Paul to remind those who are unwilling to drop to their knees, that he is the Head Dick in Charge. Cody gives zero fucks where that is concerned because I suppose like any Alpha, ain’t no one gonna tell his girl to lower her voice and that’s where the cock off begins. Paul tells Cody to calm down, Cody tells Paul that he can’t tell Jessica to lower her voice, Paul then tells Cody to exit his room, Cody responds with a “fuck you Paul, what are you gonna do about it?”. Jessica then takes Cody by the elbow in an effort to remove him from the situation. As the couple are exiting the room, Paul is continuing on with “leave the room”, even though they are in fact leaving, he throws in “you’re an emotional pussy” for good measure, which has Cody turning around with some more “fuck you’s” and “what are you gonna do?”. Paul responds with “nothing, nothing, because I’m an adult”. I think he should probably look up the word, because I don’t think it means what he thinks it does. Paul tells Jessica that if she wants to still talk, they can, while Cody throws in a “you always have to have the last word Paul”, to prove Cody’s point, Paul follows #teamjody, but this time since the whole house is watching, he’s playing the part. Not very well, but giving it the ole’ college try. Hold on to all of what I just re-capped, I will be using it at some point.

Jessica is pissed that Cody took it to the level he did. And this kicks off what could’ve been the end of that particular showmance. She feels that Cody took it too far, that it’s just a game. I think her bigger problem is Cody having words with Paul instead of just laying low. She’s already had to deal with him leaving the house and even though there is a target on his back, he not only made his bigger, but her’s as well. She continues with her rant by asking Cody if this is how he reacts to life in the real world, if he’s a hot head. Did she really ask that? Now, I realize that I may be a different breed of BXTCH than Jessica, but the words that were exchanged in that room weren’t all that heated and voices didn’t even get raised, I have louder arguments on Facebook, so I feel like she’s more irritated at the entirety of the situation. . .being nominated. . .Paul not listening. . .Cody exchanging words with Paul. . .it’s just a combination of everything that eventually blew up and Cody was the easy target. But is she couldn’t see this side of Cody from the beginning, she may need to invest in some glasses, because even I could’ve told you that Cody doesn’t appear to be the kind who’ll just stand there and allow someone to berate him or attack her.

In the meantime, Paul is busy trying to convince his minions that Cody is just looking for a confrontation, one that he invited him to. And this is where Josh chimes in with his opinion, calling Cody a douchebag and how unfortunate it is that Jessica is caught in the middle. Mark tells Josh to shut the fuck up and another battled has been brewed. While Mark did start it by telling Josh to shut his pie hole, Josh just unleashes verbal vomit. Telling Mark to go hide behind Cody and he didn’t step up when he should’ve and verbal threat after verbal threat. Now, this time there was yelling and eight people watching the festivities, including the HDIC and not one of them spoke up and attempted to calm Josh down, not one time did Paul tell Josh to lower his voice, not one of them complained about how Josh was trying to draw Mark into a confrontation. NOT ONE. If you wanna know what it looked like. . .Big Brother 19 | Wednesday 08.02.17 Episode | Re-Cap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

During the whole debacle, Mark sat there and did not engage all the while Josh called him a “joke” and a “bully”. I think maybe a dictionary is in order for both Josh and Paul, they are clearly struggling with the meaning of the words that they are throwing around. We should rewind back to the Thursday 07.20.17 episode, this was the infamous pickle juice/hot sauce incident. During that showdown, Josh just kept on going at Mark and even when Mark apologized, even when Mark agreed to not speak to Josh, Josh kept on. Tonight, the same thing, Mark sits there and because he is not engaging, Josh asks Mark “What’s the face for?” Mark responds with “I’m just enjoying this so much.” Josh then believes it’s a good idea to continue with “You suck. Your personality sucks. You’re bland as fuck” Then since Mark has a smile on his face, Josh asks “What’s funny?”, to which Mark answers “So much”, this is when Josh grabs those fucking skillets and says again “What’s funny?”. Now on the outside looking in, it looks as if Josh is about to go at Mark with cooking equipment, because he grabbed those skillets like my dad would’ve grabbed a belt. Mark does get up and moves towards Josh, with Josh saying “Don’t touch me” and Big Brother saying “Opposite sides of the house”. Mark eventually leaves and Josh continues to be a child but I think it’s important to remember how Josh is behaving, because I’m gonna come back to it in the future. Also pay attention because when Josh explodes and tries to go all hard on other houseguests, it is only when he has an audience. 

In the Diary Room, we do learn that Mark was bullied as a kid and it didn’t stop until he found about what he could do in a gym. I think what really pushed him over the emotional limit was the fact that eight grown ass adults, stood around and not one tried to stop it. I should point out that two of the culprits are fathers, Jason and Kevin. But, in the Rose Room, Cody confesses to Mark that he believes that Jess is done with him because of the way he handled the situation with Paul. The only thing missing from their chit chat was two beers and a football game. On a side note, it was kinda difficult to take Mark seriously in his canary yellow tutu and tights. You gotta feel it out a bit better next time Mark.

With trouble in Jody world, Paul uses his time to once again approach Jessica. She comes clean about the Hex, telling him that when she uses it, all three nominees will come down and since Paul can’t compete in the next HOH, his week in power was for naught. Since Paul kinda knows that trouble may be brewing in paradise, he’s gonna try to convince Jess that Cody is not beneficial to her game and if she saves the Hex, she will be safe, Cody will go home. He puts the decision square on her shoulders. When all the students are called to the principal’s office, he enlightens them and glee is felt all around.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that our girl Jessica hasn’t been in too many relationships or she hasn’t been in a lot where her boo stood up for her, because once again, she seeks out Cody and is itching to pick a fight. Now, this comes after Christmas dug in her claws and told Jessica that when she flies solo, she comes in under the radar, but when she adds Cody to the equation, she makes the hit list. Jessica did defend Cody some, but I do think that some seeds were planted. We just now have to wait and see if they get watered. If you were ever curious to know what a defeated Cody would look like, this conversation is it. 

In case Christmas didn’t get the message across, Elena is going to tag in and try her hand at convincing Jessica that the best move this week is to let the house send Cody home. Jessica is explaining to Elena how Cody was in Paul’s face “screaming” at him. Now, either my hearing is beginning to fail me or we are watching two different shows. It’s when Elena says that she felt the same way when Mark got into Josh’s face, that I realize we are not only watching two different shows, we are on two different channels. I’m sorry, but she was sitting right in front of Josh when he went and lost his damn mind, what kind of fuckery is she playing with to put that on Mark’s shoulders. While the girls are going on some bat shit crazy mind fuck, at least the boys are seeing some sense. Cody confesses to Mark that him out of the house is what’s best for Jessica’s game. Not one time did he talk about her in a negative light, he accepted full responsibility for what when down and even recognizes that he has no shot at walking away with $500k, but she still does.

Just when we thought #teamjody was going down faster than a hooker, all may be saved, it’s just gonna require us to sit through another conversation. Jessica starts in with “you can’t get in people’s face and call them losers”, Cody comes back at her with “I think he is a loser”, he then tells her that he cannot have another conversation with him or he will act like that every damn time. I’m not sure Jessica fully understands the male psyche, because her rationale is since you live with people, you can’t behave that way. Well Cody bookends it with. . .he’s gotten this far in life. . .maybe that’s why he’s single. . .maybe that’s why he has no friends. . .maybe that’s why he’s not close with his family. . .he does remind her that he didn’t even want to go up to Paul’s room. . .if you were ever gonna feel any sort of sympathy towards Cody, this was it. Don’t worry, they made up. 

To prove that he is freaking the fuck out, Paul decides to tell Jessica that during the first couple weeks of the game that Cody told Matt the only reason to keep Jason and Alex around is so they can take out Jessica and Raven, because there is no way that Cody and Matt could do that. Paul is opening up this can because he is trying to prove to Jess that she cannot trust Cody. Proving that she’s not just a bundle of #whitegirlweave and fake lashes, Jessica tells Paul that if she chooses to not to use the Hex, then she wants some shit in return. She wants safety for two weeks and wants Alex gone. Those are her conditions and Paul claims that he can make the first happen, but the second one may prove to be more difficult. That BXTCH ain’t gonna budge, she wants Alex gone more than she wants the safety. Checkmate Paul.

I’m gonna try to keep this short and sweet. The competition this week has the houseguests standing in as meteorologists and the name of the game is Under the Weather. The BB Storm Watch Updates come through sporadically and they need to remember the details to have a chance at the Veto Power. Raven and Kevin will be joining Paul, Jason, Cody, and Jessica. When it’s all said and done, Paul wins Veto complete power is his. It should be said that this Paul won this exact same competition last year. . .way to shake things up Big Brother.

 

“You treat those people like they’re dogs down there. Don’t say it to Jessica either.” -Cody

“That’s why I’m single.” -Cody

“I just want you to be happy.” -Cody

“The money I make from this show is going to a big Xanax prescription.” -Jessica

Big Brother Weekly Re-Caps | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comSo much shit goes down on the live feeds, this BXTCH is gonna have to start taking notes. I will cover more tomorrow, because the stuff that actually went down versus what was shown, could be vastly different and that just ain’t cool. If you’re not tuning into the live feeds or the very least After Dark, you are missing out. I don’t recommend either if you are not good with spoilers, but if you really want to know what’s going on, then jump on board, because it’s been a while since I have able to experience so many emotions all rolled into one. Twitter is another place to fill in some gaps, just do a simple search of #bb19 or #bbad and you will be overwhelmed with a wealth of information.

Why do these fuckers insist on using outside voices inside the Diary Room? Really, can’t a sound person just have them turn it down a few notches? I’m mainly talking to Paul, Raven, and Alex. C’mon guys, we are right here.

I don’t know what kind of message is being sent with wearing the same clothes day in and day out, but I’m worried about their ability to adult if they have no interest in using a washer. Cody and Matt, you know who I’m referring to. Cody claims that his dick is the cleanest part of his body, as often as he wears those basketball shorts, I’m beginning to question that.

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Big Brother 19 | Sunday Re-Cap | 07.30.17

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BXTCHES Gotta Warn: I am a bit off with these re-caps, but three episodes a week, will do a number on a BXTCH. You should probably be aware that I may share some live feed/After Dark shit on this re-cap as well. So be warned, spoilers may lie ahead.

Last Time On: We issued Ramses a very sad goodbye and Paul was once again knighted as the new HOH. The houseguests also learned of the Temptation Challenge, which if I’m understanding it correctly, will take place once a week over the next three weeks and is the consequence for the Halting Hex Temptation. 

Tonight On: Nominations are announced and the Temptation Challenge will go down.

We pick up where the live eviction left off and left Jessica and her side completely blindsided. I’m guessing in an attempt to really stick it to Paul and his minions, Jessica reveals to the house that she is the one with the Temptation. In order to squash any confusion, this is what she actually said:

“I’m just really happy that America decided to give me the final temptation and I have the power to keep Cody and I safe for a few weeks.”

Since that bombshell was dropped, Paul and the Gang have been racking and racking and racking whatever brain they have to try and figure out what exactly the Temptation entails. These brainstorming sessions are coming hard and fast and the one thing that everyone can agree on is that Jessica is lying, has lied or is going to lie. . .at this point I don’t even think that they believe that the Temptation is real. So, let’s start with what was first said (see above), there is no lie in that statement. She only has a span of four week to unleash the Hex. Week #1-on the block was Dominique vs. Jessica, she didn’t use it. Week #2-on the block was Ramses vs. Josh, she didn’t use it. This brings us to week #3, giving her two more weeks to save the evictees. 

Next point of contention is the fact that Elena and Mark were left out of the “Save Josh” campaign. CBS was kind enough to show America just a taste of the assholiness that is Josh and Paul and Jason and Alex and Christmas and Matt. There was nothing but laughter from those individuals when Josh decides to bang skillets together in an effort to get under Mark’s skin.

Jessica is hoping that since she let the Temptation out of the bag, that the last two people going up for eviction this week would be her and Cody. Why waste a HOH, right? However, Paul being not too sure about the Temptation and he thinks that the best way to flush it out and call her bluff is to put her and Cody up. Mark is freaking out a bit regarding his relationship with Paul and the rest of the group. Matt is trying to convince them that all is good and the plan to keep Josh was very last minute. While in the DR he does say that he needs to do what’s best for his game and by “his”, I’m quite certain he means Paul. 

While I’m am a member of #teamcody, even I can’t figure out the why’s of him going to Paul to bat for Mark, but that is exactly what he did. Paul should’ve just put the crown on his head and told Cody to run along like the peasant Paul was treating him as. Because Mark could’ve offered to suck Paul’s dick and Paul would not have been any more interested. He even threw in a “chow buddy”.

We gotta remember that Alex and Paul are involved in a secret alliance, one that no one else knows of, and during a meeting of the minds, it is decided that if Jessica does have the power to save #teamjody, then Mark and Elena go up next. It is crystal clear that Paul has no idea of how the Temptation will work. Paul is working over time to separate Mark and Elena and starts planting the seeds by telling her that she will be part of his plan, but Mark will not be. Elena then starts to lay groundwork of her own down where Mark is concerned when Mark tells her that he wants them to work with Jess and Cody. Elena doesn’t appreciate Mark speaking for her and I do believe that it’s this convo that is the beginning of the end for #teammarlena. On a side note: During Elena’s discussion with Mark, she makes the comment about how Cody has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth and being associated with him is not a good idea because how in the world is a team of four going to make it to the end. In the beginning of this shitstorm, they were all proud of the showmance they got hooked into. It was the three couples, Christmas, and Dominique. Cody was the very first HOH and originally put Megan and Jillian up for eviction, but Megan quit the show. Then while he was working out and trying to build a relationship with Alex, he asked her what she would do and she point blank told him that she would put one of his up. I’m guessing that answer did her in a bit, because she replaced Megan on the block. Then Alex wins POV and Cody is forced to pick someone else and that’s when he places Paul up for eviction, but surprise, Paul had the Pendant of Protection which protected him from being nominated. So, in a move that shocked the house, Cody put Christmas up. Was it smart? In hindsight, probably not because this is the only move that he made. He can’t participate in the next HOH and Paul wins. Paul put up Alex and Ramses, Alex wins the POV and Paul gets to backdoor Cody. The only move he had left was to shake up the house and tell Paul that there was at least two people who knew of the moves he was going to make. When people bitch about how Cody / Jessica treated Josh, Josh also promised them that he would vote to get Christmas out of the house, that was what started the whole argument. Cody didn’t get in his face, he did words, but so did Josh. So, all of this back and forth about what liars Cody and Jessica are, are coming from a far away fictional land, because so far they have been the underdogs in the house. And I’m not sure why everyone is so upset about Cody nomination Christmas, because Dominique was on their team and they wasted no time getting her up and out. #hypocritassholes

The houseguests now learn about the Temptation Competition, which is the consequence for the Halting Hex. This comp is entirely voluntary, BUT the one who finishes first will be safe for the week and the one finishing last will have to go up on the block along with the other two nominees. This comp will take place once a week for three weeks and I’m quite certain the rules will remain the same. HOH cannot compete. The ones volunteering are Mark, Alex, Jason, and Matt. Matt is only volunteering because the HDIC asked him to. The name of the game is Bowlerina. The contestants dress like ballerinas, spin themselves silly, and try to knock down some pins. From what I can tell this may be a BB classic, but since I am a newbie, it not only looks crazy as fuck, but just watching it made me want to vomit. Mark came out victorious and Jason found himself dead last and up for eviction.

In a last ditch effort to stay away from the block, Jessica pulls Paul aside and offers him a bit more insight into her Temptation. She makes sure to stay away from the word “Halting” when describing the hex to Paul, but she does tell him that she has the power to keep her and Cody safe for the next few weeks. Paul thinks she’s being a bit too vague. Every scenario is running through his mind and the one for this hour, well really minute is. . .If he’s not allowed to put Cody / Jessica on the block and Mark is out because of his win, then he’ll nominate Elena and a pawn. He all but asks for volunteers and did Matt or Raven step up? No. Did Christmas take one for the team? No. It was all Alex. And it was only after Alex sacrificed herself that Matt wore the “team player” badge of courage and decided to take the plunge. But no worries, Christmas assures the room that no one will go home if they don’t want them to. It’s like the fucking Godfather in that room.

Now in a real last, last ditch effort, Jessica and Paul are at it again and this time she point blank asks him if he had any questions for her regarding the Hex and he says “no”. Now, somewhere, somehow, Paul believes that Jessica is not allowed to lie about her Temptation and while I don’t think she has up to this point, Paul is reading from a different dictionary because homeboy is convinced that she is bluffing.

When it’s time for the nomination ceremony, I’m sure no one is surprised when Paul nominates Cody and Jessica. Pissed? Yes. Shocked? No. Now we just wait it out and see.

Cody

Jessica

“I don’t like Matt. I don’t trust Matt. I don’t wanna work with Matt.” -Cody

“Cause I’m making big boy moves this week.” -Paul

“The only man gonna win this comp. First name Whistle, last name Nut.” -Jason
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Before I get into this too far, we need to talk about a couple of things. Now, some shit has been going down during the live feeds (especially Monday 7/31) and I’ll get to that, but in combination with the live feeds, I try to scroll through Twitter to get a gauge on what everyone else’s thoughts are and man alive, are people pissed. Since I am not physically or mentally capable enough to stop everything in my life and tune in to the live feeds 24/7, there are things that went down that I wasn’t a witness to, but are enough for people to call out. The first claim: Cody and Jess were bullies long before Paul and are now getting a taste of their own. I think it’s humorous at best to put all of that at the footsteps of just Cody and Jess. It wasn’t that long ago when Cody was recruiting and people were joining. In particular, Matt and Raven, Mark and Elena, and Dominique. If you let your memory float back a bit, you’ll remember when Cody realized how vital Alex would be to his team and made an attempt to recruit her, she may have turned him down, but that didn’t stop Cody from allowing Alex to win the first POV comp. Maybe allowing is stretching a bit, but he did stop playing in the end and she was able to take herself down from the block. This is where the house begins to turn. Let’s continue down memory lane. When Paul hit Cody with the backdoor, he sat down with Dominique on her talk show and when he was asked why he wasn’t trying harder to stay in the house, he said he would never campaign against Alex and that there are only two houseguests (besides Jess) that he would want to win it all, #1 was Alex and #2 was Raven. So, do I think Cody was an asshole in the beginning? Yes. Do I think he made some wrong moves? Yes. But hindsight is 20/20 and other than him putting Paul and Christmas on the block, I am confused on why so many hate. And it can’t be the showmance thing because Matt and Raven are still stroking one another and I happen to mean that in the very literal sense.

It’s too much to go into all of what happened on Monday’s live feeds, but I can give you the Cliffs Notes version. And please note that some, if not a lot of the events, will be out of order. . .my memory ain’t what it used to be. At one point, Cody was in the kitchen, sitting on a barstool, when Josh says to him “Can I ask you a question, Cody?” (or something along those lines), when Josh turned around, Cody was walking out. He goes into the Wave Room where Jessica is and simply tells her that he will not engage and he will not be the reason that Josh gets more screen time. Now, something did go down between Jessica and Raven and it wasn’t the screaming match. Unfortunately, I came in while this was happening and here is what I know. Jason was talking with Jessica and Cody in the Wave Room, when Alex pokes in her head, demanding that Jason excuse himself because “Raven is crying”. From the pieces that I am able to put together, Jessica walkedLater, Cody and Jess are in the bathroom, something happens that causes Jessica

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Big Brother 19 | Re-Cap | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: Look, I’m gonna have to move this post in a different direction (hopefully just this particular post, not future ones) and let me offer some sort of explanation. This show is stressing me the fuck out and truth. . .I haven’t even watched Thursday’s episode, but no worries, I do know the ins and outs. It appears that I was an eager whore, I went from having my cherry popped straight to getting double penetrated. And as any good girl will tell you, you gotta save anal for a bit later. And by anal, I am of course referring to Big Brother After Dark and those goddamn live feeds. If I could do it all over again, I would just go straight vanilla, straight missionary and stick to the shit that CBS airs. Because of my whorish ways, this post may be filled with spoilers. And when I say spoilers, I mean things that CBS has yet to air. . .consider yourself warned.

Let’s talk about what we already know. Prior to the live eviction that sent Dominique home, America gifted Jessica with the Halting Hex Temptation, which gives her the power to halt any eviction over four weeks (from the time she received it), but she is only allowed to use the temptation one time. She made the choice to not use it during week one, even though she was on the block. But that decision worked out well for her, because the votes that night went 10-0, in favor to send home Dominique. Luck was still on her side when her boo won his way back into the house. She probably should’ve tried to sneak out and buy a lottery ticket, because with her ride and die by her side, she not only captured the HOH, but she also took the Power of Veto. When it was all said and done, Josh and Ramses remained on the block and even though Jessica’s intention was to send Josh packing, she opted to not use the POV, her Halting Hex also stayed unactivated for the second straight week, which means that she only has two more weeks to unleash that power. Anyone watching BBAD or the live feeds knows that Paul was busy orchestrating behind the scenes making sure that Josh stayed planted and Ramses was the one to walk out the door, while continuing to allow Jessica to believe that the pain in the ass that is Josh, would be heading back to Miami. In case you’re not keeping score, side A in the house includes: Jessica, Cody, Mark, and Elena. While side B represents: Paul, Alex, Jason, Josh, Christmas, Matt, Raven, Kevin. So to say that the scale is unbalanced would be an understatement.

To date, we have seen. . .Cameron, Megan, Jillian, Cody, and Dominique all leave the house, Megan leaving on her own accord and Cody earning his way back into the house.

This brings us to the next eviction. . .Josh vs. Ramses. Jessica has her reasons for wanting Josh out of the house, the main one being. . .he’s an asshole, plain and simple. But Paul has his reasons as well, the main one being. . .Josh sucks cock better than a pornstar, in particular Paul’s cock, hence the “Save Josh campaign”. Mark and Elena have been left out of the loop and when the it came time to vote, Ramses was sent home. Now, this triggers something, especially since Jessica was pretty convinced that most, if not all of the house, would be voting her way. . .so imagine the blindside. In a move that I’m not too sure of, Jessica reveals after the live vote, that she does possess the last temptation and something about being safe for a few weeks. Because of this admission, the whole house has turned into fucking Sherlock Holmes and they are doing their damnedest to figure out whether or not she is telling the truth. Paul and his minions do believe that she has some sort of safety, they just don’t think that Big Brother would give her the power to save more than one person. Apparently, Paul’s Pendant of Protection was the strongest and since his dick is the biggest in all of the land, no one would be granted more power than that. Well Paul, let me show you power. . .Pussy Power.

Paul wins the next HOH.

As of Friday night (7/28) the house is in utter chaos and that’s me putting it nicely. The live feeds were down for a chunk of the day (I believe it was because of the nominations) and when I finally got tuned back in, it was like a daycare gone horrible wrong. Here’s what I know (SPOILERS!!). . .In an effort to flush out the temptation, Paul has put Jessica and Cody up for eviction. I should probably stop here and share the following. When Thursday’s episode was coming to an end, we learn that there will be some sort of Temptation challenge. Now, it appears that this is the consequence that is coming because of Jessica accepting the Halting Hex, I don’t think it is, but since I didn’t tune in, I don’t really know. But this challenge was entirely voluntary, with the the person finishing first earning safety for a week and the person finishing last going up on the block, making the total number, three. From what I can tell (and from what I have read), Mark finished first and Jason finished last. Back to the nominations. Post nomination ceremony, Jessica and Cody are pissed. Why? Considering that they still have a plan B, I have no idea, but Paul asks to speak to Jessica in the HOH room. And while Cody was going to just stay his ass in the kitchen, Jessica and/or Paul, thought it was important to include him as well. When they arrive in the room, Jessica proceeds to tell Paul that he just wasted his HOH. And she’s right. If Jessica decides to use the Hex, the eviction stops there and Paul’s HOH was for naught, because he can’t compete again and his arch nemesis is still in the house. Which would make the second time his HOH has been wasted. He may have gotten Cody out during his first run as HDIC, but Cody is back, so he is technically still without a HOH win under his belt. Paul is trying to get out of Jessica the details of her Hex, but she isn’t biting. And up to this point, whenever the minions have discussed this Hex with Paul, he has continued to tell them that Jessica doesn’t have to give details, but she cannot lie about it, which is why they are just not biting with the bait she is throwing. Okay, back to the HOH room. The conversation quickly escalates, with some “Fuck you Paul” and “Fuck you Cody” being thrown around, Cody tells Paul that he thinks he is the king when it comes to playing the game and he treats his minions like dogs, which eventually leads to Paul telling Cody to get out of his room. Paul denies being all-knowing, although he does take a moment to remind Cody that he has been in the house for 130 some odd days and it should be pointed out that after Jessica placed Josh and Ramses up for eviction, she asked Paul if he has her back and he tells her that she really doesn’t need to worry about that until the POV has been won. In fact, anytime Paul is dishing out game advice, it is done so with an “I played last year, so I know” attitude, so I don’t think Cody is stretching it too much when he calls Paul out. In dramatic fashion, once Cody reaches the door, Paul calls him an “emotional pussy”, that leads to some more back and forth, with Cody eventually walking out of the. LET’S PAUSE RIGHT HERE: Can we please stop with the “pussy” insults? Pussies are pretty fucking fantastic and I think the last adjective one could use to describe one is weak. Tough, beautiful, resilient, appetizing. . .all better than weak. It’s clear that pussies don’t line up with Paul too often or he would know these things. If you barely graze a dick, it either gets hard or tries to climb back into itself. . . now that’s emotional. This whole debacle has Paul telling the entirety of the house that Cody exploded and got into his face. . .blah, blah, blah, when in reality they were both assholes who were looking to have a cock off and since I’ve already seen the outline of Cody’s, I’ll go out on a limb and assume that Paul is packing much less. Check mate motherfucker.

Here is where things start to take an embarrassing turn. Josh has decided to go full on 12 year old boy and walk around the house banging skillets together. In doing so, he gets all up in Mark’s face, which triggers Mark. Now, no punches were thrown, but it did send tensions in the house sky high. Apparently something maybe went down with Cody. I have no idea if it was the man-off in Paul’s room or if something went down between Cody and Josh as well. For the record, I was able to find the footage of Cody vs. Paul and Mark vs. Josh, but unable to find anything Cody vs. Josh. The only reason I even suspect something went down is because when I tuned in, Cody was behind a closed door and Josh was screaming in that direction, just insult after insult towards Cody. So, I don’t know if it was in defense of Paul or if it had something to do with Josh. Also during this time, Jessica seems pissed and is gathering her things for a shower and Paul lets her know that she can use his. When Paul gets into the room, Matt, Raven, Mark, and Elena are in the room and he just starts in about Cody. About how he has a small dick complex (see notes from above) and how is was currently crying in whatever room he was in and he insinuated that he was legit shedding tears. We eventually see Christmas and Jessica lying in bed, while Christmas is offering some comfort. Jessica’s concern is Cody’s temper and Christmas is trying to assure her that she is better without him. So, at this point, everyone believes that Jessica is gonna dump Cody and at the same time, it’s looking like Elena may lose Mark.

I wanna take the time here and say that if I were the one who brought Josh into this world, I would first kick my own ass for not swallowing him instead, but second, I would be on the first plane to LA, knocking on the Big Brother door and evicting his ass myself. He did get called into the DR and was told that he could not instigate a fight, which is what he was trying to do with Mark. And unfortunately, I will not be able to buy into the excuse of being in the house made him do it. What you’re seeing is what you get with that man child motherfucker and I think this is a perfect time to flashback to the first episodes of this season. While I don’t think Megan should’ve quit, she only did so when Josh attacked her and continued to attack her. Here is what she says about her early departure:

“When I was stationed in Norfolk, Virginia, I was sexually assaulted and I got really bad PTSD from it,” said Lowder who served in the Navy.

“So in the house… I had a lot of guys yelling at me and attacking me and it started really affecting me and making my anxiety severe and I was starting to get physically ill. I was throwing up, I had diarrhea, I was nauseous all the time.”

What I find interesting is no one taking into consideration that not only are individuals in the house encouraging the constant antagonizing of an individual who has killed people, but who are also allowing some childish shit, like banging skillets together, PTSD is a real thing and Cody is a war veteran. Do we now think Josh is a fun guy? And he claims that his dick has been encased in 35 pussies. . .I call bullshit.

Eventually we see Elena talking with Cody in the Have Not Room and Cody telling her that he’s gonna tell Jessica to save the Hex and just let him get evicted because he is just holding her back in the game. He also goes as far as to say that he thinks her (Elena) and Jessica would go much further without him or Mark. I’m supposing somewhere during the night, Jessica asked Cody if he was this hot headed outside the game, because he tells Elena that who he is in the house, is who he is outside the house. LET’S PAUSE AGAIN: This is why I’m wondering if something else went down other than the confrontation between Cody and Paul, because while I think that the whole ordeal was a bit ridiculous, I don’t think that Jessica should be alarmed by the behavior AND if something did go down between Cody and Josh, I’m assuming it had something to do with the banging of skillets. I am pretty non-violent person, but if some motherfucker gets into my face banging skillets together, they’re gonna need to get comfortable cooking eggs from their asshole since that’s where that skillet would be. So, while I know it doesn’t help, I really don’t know if anything further happened. But, we do get to witness Jessica give Cody a verbal smackdown and Cody laid there and took it. This was the point in which I thought that #teamjody was done. But, later a much more calm discussion did take place and that one ended with Cody lying down with Jessica while she fell asleep. So, maybe there is life left yet for the love birds.

IN MY OPINION: The final three in the HOH competition was Paul, Matt, and Raven. We know that Paul wins HOH and we now know that Matt and Raven threw it so he could win. We know this because when Paul says it, they agree. I find it ironic that Paul not only claims Jessica made an emotional nomination when she put Josh up, but also when he called Cody an “emotional pussy”, because in my eyes it seems that Paul is the one making the emotional moves. At this point in the game, there is not one person in that house that Cody could beat and I’m including Mark. So, I understand trying to flush out the Hex, but that’s not really what’s happening here. Paul put up Cody just because Paul doesn’t like him, because anyone really wanting $500k, would recognize Cody’s value in the house. And if you are really wanting to stick it to Jessica, force her to waste the Hex. If Paul would’ve put Elena and anyone from his side up, the power of the Hex has yet to expire, so I don’t think Jessica would’ve used it on Elena, Elena would be out so that’s one less on the other side, and Jessica would only have one more week to use the temptation. And even though there’s the possibility of Cody, Jessica, or Mark to win a HOH, I think it would be a Matt vs. Raven eviction, because even they know that the other side will not send Paul home.

Maybe this isn’t the right place, but we gotta discuss Cody for a hot second. I wasn’t a fan initially. While I can recognize beautiful people, I do think it’s not the wisest to place someone’s worth in their looks and that’s what Cody did. And while I laid a ton of blame on Josh where Megan is concerned, Cody does own some of that BUT in defense of both Cody and Josh (and I vomit a bit in my mouth having to defend him), Megan made it clear from the beginning that she was not going to reveal her military resume, she was more comfortable with everyone in the house believing her to only be a dog walker. So in regards to her PTSD, which I feel for her having to go through that, maybe a bit more truth regarding who she really was would’ve helped. Maybe not, since they all know that Cody is a Marine and still have no fucks to give, but it was the beginning of the game, so I guess we’ll never know. To my second point. When Cody was a guest on Dominique’s talk show, he was asked about Megan and why it was he didn’t like her. One: she came into the kitchen one night, when everyone was being somewhat rowdy and asked them to hold it down because she was trying to sleep. Legit complaint? Maybe, but more so if you’re at your own house and this was going down. You’re not even a week into a social experiment and everyone is trying to get to know one another, expect noise. But the other reason Cody had an issue with Megan was because she made a comment about how she doesn’t like Marines. Pretty good reason, right? But here’s what I think. If Megan would’ve exposed her military background from the time introductions were made, then she maybe would’ve bonded with Cody and things could’ve played out differently. I recognize that Cody told her he didn’t like her and I can also recognize that Cody was an asshole when he said it, but the line between being an asshole and a bully may be thin, but there is a line. I don’t think it was Cody who crossed it. CBS and Big Brother should’ve done a much better job at vetting these contestants, because I’m thinking that this social experiment is really a good idea for someone who was sexually assaulted. I guess what I should say is someone who suffers from PTSD because of a sexual assault. Because from the outside looking in, she was no where ready.

Last night (Saturday 7/29), I was busy all day but briefly turned on the live feeds and I mean five minutes brief, because I could not believe what I was witnessing. Here is what I caught. Cody and Jessica were in the bathroom and Cody was headed to the Have Not Room. I thought he maybe had some lotion or something on his hands because he could not get the door open. So much so, that he repeatedly wiped his hand on the bed next to the door. Eventually he succeeds and once he enters the room, he wipes his hand on a towel. When Jessica walks into the room, she makes a loud jokingly comment about how someone is gonna be mad because of no lube. Cody began to say something about how he had a hard time opening the door as well. The camera then goes to Paul, Matt, and Raven (not sure what room they were in) but Paul is telling Matt and Raven about how Cody was struggling to open the door. What I could deduce, someone put Vaseline on the handle. I know it was Vaseline, because that was the actual product named. Paul then said something about how Cody could use it to go fuck himself and again brings up Cody’s small dick. This has Matt and Raven laughing as if they are at a personal Chris Rock show. I mean this bitch had a toothbrush in her mouth, rolling around on the floor. Now, I’m a funny motherfucker, I surround myself with funny motherfuckers, NOT ONCE has anyone in my life or anyone that I have seen live or on t.v., said something so funny, that I find the need to fall to my back. If I’m on my back, I better either be asleep, watching t.v. or someone better be getting ready to fill me up. So, calm the fuck down Raven, you look like an idiot and more on that bitch later. LET’S PAUSE HERE: When Jessica and Cody were having the make-up talk, Jessica was very concerned about Cody’s daughter watching all of that play out. And that is where I would like to focus, Cody’s daughter. We can argue day and night about whether or not she should be allowed to tune in, either to the show or the live feeds, but the reality. . .this is her only opportunity to see her dad, so chances are, she is watching. And just in case you’re wondering, a couple weeks ago, Alex mentioned that the only family that Cody really has are his sisters and she didn’t even think that they even knew he was on Big Brother. The only reason I mention it is because it could appear that there are reasons why Cody is who he is. But anywho, EVERY person in that house knows that Cody has a daughter. Are we all okay with someone talking about how her dad can go fuck himself or how small her dad’s dick is or what a pussy her dad is? That’s okay with the likes of Jason and Kevin, both of whom have children? Playing the game is one thing, being a bully is a whole other matter. And we debate on whether or not Cody is/was a bully. Should he have verbally smacked Paul around? Probably not, but neither Paul’s dick or pussy got drug into it. Also, Cody isn’t walking around the house banging kitchenware, trying to start a fight. Cody isn’t channeling his inner eight year old and putting Vaseline on door handles. Now, if it would’ve been a teammate on teammate prank, that’s one thing, but to prank someone you hate, is bullying. Paul continues to plague Cody with a small man complex, I personally think he is projecting. You’re not playing a game, you’re being an asshole.

I’ve brought it up before and I’m sure it’ll get brought up again, but for anyone (Alex and Paul) to not only doubt someone’s service to our country but also question their war status is deplorable, not to mention a horrible way to play a social game. Cody may be an asshole, Cody could even be a bully, but Cody did serve his country and for that he deserves his honor.

IN MY OPINION: While I may think that this is as close to reality as we can get, CBS is dictating the shit out of this show. Hear me out BXTCHES. When Cody was first evicted and the Battle Back was announced, I said then, that the powers at hand want Cody back in the house and they were gonna gear that challenge to favor him. What happened? The competition was all about hand/eye coordination. Did we really think that a sniper wasn’t gonna be victorious? The only thing that would’ve made him moving back in better would be if  Jessica received the temptation or the only thing that would make Jessica receiving the temptation better would be if Cody moved back in, but surely you get the gist. If you would’ve checked out Twitter or any of the fan boards during this time, Jessica and Cody were enemy #1, why in the world would the fans of this show gift her with that sort of temptation? Then there was the next HOH comp, the first one with Cody back. It wasn’t one that required athleticism, it didn’t require muscle, it only required endurance and no fun would’ve been had if Cody was evicted a week after moving back in. If you watched it, she didn’t move for two plus hours. Is it too far fetched to think that her red disc was rigged to not move?

We gotta start the convo regarding Matt and Raven, more specifically. . .Raven. First, in case you weren’t aware, Matt and Raven now know one another in the biblical sense. That was confirmed when Jessica heard the skin slapping. It was further confirmed during the live feeds when Raven did the ole’ reach around and took hold of Matt’s dick. But on to more important things. I should probably full disclose here that I’m not ever in the business of disease shaming and I actually have no idea whether or not Raven is actually plagued with Gastroparesis. What I do know is that it is no where near the terminal illness that she makes it out to be. First, she has openly talked about how the fatality of this disease, so much so, that at the tender age of fourteen, she had a will drawn up. She has also discussed how expensive care is and how much that care has put a financial strain on her family. Now, here is where I encourage you to head on over to her Instagram page and take a look. . .right here. . .trust a BXTCH, this is not a family who is struggling financially. That’s not to even mention the fact that she is the owner of two dance studios. You don’t open a second one if the first one is failing. From what I can tell, insurance companies will most likely cover the cost of the pacemaker, assuming that they deem it medically necessary. At one point during live feeds, Raven was discussing how her pacemaker is at a nine and it only goes to fifteen and she made it seem that after fifteen comes death. The only things I could find regarding the battery life on a gastric pacemaker is it lasts 5-10 years, depending on the rate of stimulation. The higher the rate, the quicker the battery dies. When the battery dies, you don’t. An appointment is made with your doctor and you get it replaced. I looked for any indication that one would eventually have to stop with the pacemaker because of the battery and could find nothing. The pacemaker is certainly no cure for the disease, it just helps with the nausea and vomiting that comes with it. She has also mentioned that her mother has been cursed with this epidemic and her mother is on video talking about how her brother is also inflicted. Wanna know a secret?. . .It’s not hereditary. Now, you can inherit one of the underlying diseases that may bring on Gastroparesis, but the disease itself, is not. From what I have read, there is a medicinal regimen that could be prescribed and a diet that one should follow. But as anyone who has tuned in knows. . .Raven eats and eats and eats and eats. It’s also time you checked out #RavenExposedParty (here). There is some serious shady shit involving this family and this is pure speculation, but I would ask you to watch the HBO documentary “Mommy Dead and Dearest”, then you will see where I am headed with that speculation, #MunchausenSyndromebyProxyisrealyall. Also, I would encourage you to do some quick Google searches and educate yourself. I’m just gonna have the popcorn ready for when Matt finds out.

Let’s stick with the dancer from Arkansas for a bit. What in the fuck is up with the accent changes. Look, either you’re from the south or you’re not. I’m from Texas and I cannot recall the last time the word ‘rice’ came out of my mouth and it sounded like I was from Deliverance, Alabama. It may be cute inside the house, but since those of us watching have to hear her voice change gears, it’s a bit annoying. Oh and fake.

I know what some will say. . .“this is a game, Paul is doing what needs to be done”, then I would ask. . .“Is it at this point?”. You wanna play the game, use your powers when you can, make sure you evict when the time comes, you can even fucking deceive and lie. This isn’t game play, this is just fucking mean. Mark has apologized over and over again to Josh and still Josh comes at him. Should he have went off on Josh? Maybe not, but are we assuming that because Mark is so buff and Josh is not, that Mark has the upper hand? Because Mark does go on to say that he was bullied as a kid and Josh is causing his shit to wreck havoc. I don’t know how I would play this game, but I hope that through it all, my integrity would stay mostly intact. So I’ll continue the journey that this social experiment brings, but I can say that this show is making me lose some of my faith in humanity, well what little I had left.

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Beautiful Mistake by Vi Keeland | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBeautiful Mistake by Vi Keeland | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBeautiful Mistake by Vi Keeland | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBxtches Be Blogging Book ReviewsBXTCHES Gotta Warn: Look, if you have yet to be swept away by the words that fly from Vi Keeland’s fingertips. . .well, you need to jump on board that train, ASAP. I think she has a total of 17 books (that includes collaborations) and I have fallen in love with 11, though you wouldn’t know it based on how many reviews I have done, but I promise, it’s been love. And if you think she flies great solo, then check her out when she buddies up, it is heart stopping. While she does have some series, the majority of her books are stand-alones, which bodes well for those of us who have the patience of a toddler and just can’t wait for a part two. Well, with all of that out of the way, let’s dive in.

Beautiful Mistake will be mostly told through the POV of Rachel, but we will get some POV’s from the teenage Caine as well as some chapters from the current version.

We might as well start from the beginning, even though I’m sure you have read the blurb. . .Rachel and BFF (Ava) both work at O’Leary’s, a local bar and on this particular night, Ava is busying drowning in her sorrows via her liver. Why? Because guys are assholes. Well one guy to be precise. . .Owen. The one whom Ava was dating. . .the one who told Ava that she could be the one. . .the one who Ava ran into while walking through the park. . .the one who was walking with his wife and kid in said park. See? Asshole. Now Ava is drunk and Rachel has ran into the Asshole and in BFF solidarity, she is about tell him exactly how he feels. The problem? The one who got the wrath of Rachel wasn’t actually Owen. The lesson? Never trust a drunk girl’s ability to distinguish colors.

Rachel is late for her TA job. . .with a new professor. . .one who hates tardiness. Any guess on who this new professor is? Yeah, it’s Owen the asshole, well who Rachel thought was Owen the asshole, it’s actually Caine, Rachel’s hot new professor and Rachel’s semester just took an interesting turn.

I’m quite sure you can certainly see what lane this story is going to go down. Hot professor, beautiful TA, sexual tension. . .I mean there really is only one correct way to turn, and that turn was never in question. The question is how many roadblocks will there be once the turn is made.

Caine doesn’t have the best history when it comes to TA’s, but what he is laying down (both figuratively and literally) with Rachel seems to be plotting a different course. Now, as much as it’s expected that the two of them will come together and it’s no spoiler that they will. . .there has been a web that has been weaved. . .one that is so tangled, you will wonder how it will ever be unraveled. . .just hang with it. . .this story will bring the humor we love. . .the angst we crave. . .the drama that drives us crazy. . .and the love that makes us fall. In short, it is Vi Keeland.

I am usually a sucker for an ensemble cast, but now and again one will get me where the sole focus is the two we’re supposed to fall for and I find that is all I need. That’s not to say that Vi Keeland didn’t write some phenomenal supporting characters, she did, but they are ones that are there to enhance, not spotlight. The BFF, the boss, the ex-boyfriend/friend/potential future boyfriend (all the same guy), all fantastically written, but whose presence continue to add to some very meaty layers in a beautifully told story. There really wasn’t a time while I was turning pages, that I craved the story of any of those written to support. And truth? I didn’t need it. This wasn’t the type of story that could hold the weight of a supporting character being moved front and center. 

If there is one thing that Vi Keeland excels at, it is how to write a scene that gives you goose bumps. I mean she excels at just about everything on the page, but good Lord can she make your skin tingle. It takes a lot to really blow my mind and Caine and Rachel did that and more. The sexual tension that builds and builds between them grows so thick, that either the bizness gets had or something is going to blow. Everything from the tension, to the dirty talk (YUM!), to the actual act. . .it’s hot, it’s passion, it’s love, it was addicting.

Each and every time I see a preview of a Vi Keeland book come across my Facebook feed, I get downright giddy. I know that whatever storyline lies ahead, I will love it. . .I know that whatever feisty lady unfolds, I will love it. . .I know that whatever alpha is within the pages, I will love it. She does not fuck around with her words, she is able to infiltrate you imagination and take you on a journey that leaves you surprised and exhausted and exuberant and in love. We give lots of love to the men between the covers and it’s deserving, Caine makes one helluva #bookboyfriend, but that BXTCH takes leading lady to a whole other level. Rachel sets the bar and she sets it high and for that, I say. . .Thank you Vi Keeland. 

The only thing I can think to say in order to convince you to check it out, well maybe two things, because HELL-OOO, look at that cover, that could and maybe should be reason enough. But, as crazy as it sounds for me to just say “read it”, that’s what I’m going with. Read it, because she has yet to let me down. Read it, because we all need a summer vacay, even if it’s only in our mind. Read it, because it could be time that you just trust a BXTCH. Bxtches Be Reading5 Star Read for Bxtches Be ReadingBeautiful Mistake by Vi Keeland | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

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Big Brother 19 | Re-Cap | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: If you BXTCHES aren’t tuning into Big Brother After Dark or the live feeds, then you are missing some shit. Now, if you are someone who has an issue with spoilers, then I don’t recommend indulging in either of these. . .you will find out the happenings before they air, the beauty, which is sometimes painful, of tuning in is hearing the unfiltered, unedited thoughts of those in the house. It’s also a tiny bit amusing when the Big Brother voice comes through the house, scolding one of the houseguests. The downside of this creepy habit is. . . addiction. You will find yourselves at random times throughout the day, checking in. I like to think that they are my peeps, it helps squash the disturbing stalker vibe I find myself putting out.

Last Time On: There wasn’t a traffic jam strong enough to stop Jessica from securing the HOH win and with that, she decided to put Josh and Ramses up for eviction. Her boo made it back into the house, so things are looking up for the BB Couple, well at least looking up in a personal and private way.

Tonight On: It’s the Power of Veto competition and meeting.

As usual, we pick up at the end of the eviction meeting and once Josh learns of his nomination, fear begins to set in. A quick reminder in case you memory is failing you, during last weeks live eviction, Josh looks at Jess and tells her that if he wins HOH, he will be putting her up on the block. He made it clear as day and for everyone to hear. He pointed out how she has lied to every person in the house (I don’t recall that, but I also don’t live there) and just for balance, he did tell her that he does have respect for her. #madlove Remember all of that because after the meeting is adjourned, he fucking cries like a whiny bitch. We first find him in the toilet room, having a moment and as interested as I was in witnessing him shed tears like a 16 year old suffering from her broken heart, the only think I could conjure up at that time was “There’s a fucking camera where they have to go shit?!”, JFC that could be the number one reason why I couldn’t go on that show. That and I love to sing, especially in the shower. So, it seems that my bathroom habits would eliminate me before I even got a foot in the door. Back to #babyboy, Christmas offers her words of wisdom, none of which sounded anything like. . .“Look here motherfucker. You have been on this earth for twenty-three fucking years, it’s about time you learn some life lessons and this is the first one. You cannot talk shit about or to someone and not expect some sort of goddamn retaliation. Man up! You wanna dish out, you better be ready to eat it.” She patted him on the back and told him to hold his head high or some bullshit nonsense that like. At one point during either After Dark or live feed, someone asked Josh about the number of females he has been intimate with, his number was 35. . .I called bullshit prior to tonight’s episode, but after watching the tears fall, there is no way that 35 women have opened their legs wide and proud for him. . .no way. It doesn’t take him long to go from butt hurt to vengeful, he would for all to take note. . .all hell will break loose if that POV gets placed around his neck.

When Jess offered up her nominees, she made it clear that Josh needed to get the fuck out and Ramses was just a pawn. I was confused because in my wide eyed innocence, I would’ve put up Paul or Alex or Jason to go against Josh, there is no way any of them would’ve went home in lieu of Josh. Tonight Jessica did explain her reasoning. She wanted to send Josh back to Miami without stirring the pot a whole lot and she figured that Ramses would be the best fit for that plan. Now it seems as if she is second guessing her decision. Elena did her best to reassure, telling her that the votes are going to go the right way. When Paul is questioned, he puts his guru hat on and evades the question long enough to tell her why she needs to wait on asking it.

While Josh is busy in bed, drying his tears, he crew is trying to figure out a way to keep him in the house. And as much as I personally want to see him gone, Paul does make a great point. Paul, Alex, Jason, and Kevin have a great ally in Josh and since Matt/Raven, Christmas, and possibly Elena/Mark all love the way Paul’s dick feels in their mouth, they will most likely follow suit. So, unfortunately the way things are beginning to shape up, Jessica’s plan may fail.

Jessica takes some time to apologize to Ramses and even goes as far to tell him that she will do everything in her power to win veto and ensure that it’s Josh waving goodbye. While Ramses is appreciative, he’s still a bit hesitant and knows that he is the only one that can guarantee himself safety.

Tears and emotions are running high tonight. While Josh’s tears were a bit bogus, Jason does show us all a serious side when he begins telling stories of his son. What started out as a light hearted sharing, soon had Jason leaving the room to compose himself and in a rare moment of class, Josh does do his best to comfort.

It’s time for the POV competition and those competing tonight are: Jessica, Ramses, Josh, Christmas, Jason, and Cody. Kevin is the host and is dressed like a Fruit of the Loom spokesperson. Tonight’s competition is some sort of a smoothie challenge and it seems like it’s a show favorite. The point is to use your memory when making the smoothie. If you place the wrong ingredient into the cup, the BAM! it will explode. The first round knocks out Christmas, while the second round takes out Josh, Ramses, and Jason, leaving Cody and Jessica to battle it out. Like any good boyfriend, Cody decides to let Jessica take the win because the last thing he needs is to hear her bitching about how her #whitegirlweave got fucked up. If you’re keeping score, Josh has now had the opportunity to Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast. . .yes, I am well aware of the fact that I’m using the Survivor motto, but a point needs to be made. . .Josh hasn’t been able to do any three of those things. This competition required absolutely zero athletic ability, he literally had to stand there and memorize things and could only answer one question correctly. Maybe it does make more sense to keep the fool around, it’s one less person to have to worry about when competing.

After failing to guarantee his own safety, Josh is receiving advice from Paul. I think Paul is just trying to make sure that Jess is not going to place the POV around Ramses’ neck, but can’t ask her directly for fear of hackles being raised. When Josh sets out to do some dirty work, he just tells Jessica that he really wants to enjoy his last few days in the house and would like for things to be civil between them. She agrees. One would think that the sunglasses Josh is sporting or the smirk on his face while he is pouring his heart out would raise a red flag, but no, Raven does that when Jessica asks her about Josh being voted out and she can’t even answer straight. This new information required Jessica to have an emergency meeting with her ride or die. She tells Cody that she has a gut feeling that the house is going to blindside her and Ramses will be the aftermath, she is beginning to think that maybe she should use some of the power that she has earned to save him and put Alex up. While Cody thinks she needs to do whatever she sees fit, he doesn’t think that she should change the nominations because worse case scenario. . .they still have the Halting Hex.

When it comes time to wow Jessica with their words, Ramses is up first and does what I think we all knew he would do, while he would like for Jess to use the POV to save him, he recognizes that she needs to do what is ultimately best for her game and if that means he stays on the block, then so be it. Josh uses his time to apologize, while acknowledging that he will most likely be going home, he just wants to be able to do it with his head held high. I’m surprised he didn’t give a shout out to his speech writers on that one. . .because if one didn’t know better, they would’ve believed every word that poured from his mouth. Jessica chose to not use the POV to save anyone, which I don’t believe was a smart move, but she is trying her damnedest to not upset anyone in the house. I am somewhat glad that she is at least aware that a blindside could be coming, I was really not looking forward to Josh making them look like fools, so I hope that her and Cody have talked it through and have come up with their next plan of action.

Big Brother Weekly Re-Caps | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comI guess Paul is fantastic. I didn’t watch last season, so I’m not a member of the fan club, but here is what makes my eyes squint. I’m not understanding how he got tagged as the mama duck, while everyone else has been demoted to the ducklings. The fact that he is from a previous season should make him more dangerous, right? The trust that these guys have put into him, is quite disturbing. I get that ultimately this a game of. . .I gotta get you before you get me. . .but there aren’t that many in the actual inner circle. It is Alex and Paul, then Jason and Kevin. . .Christmas, Matt, Raven, and Josh are pulling up the rear and I do believe that they will know what a blindside actually feels like, sooner rather than later.

We gotta talk some about the things that are starting to piss me off. Am I the only one who is not really understanding the Matt/Raven thing? These guys are 30+ days into this experiment and they have yet to actually play a game. They rode in on Cody’s back in the beginning and are now going to Paul for the piggyback rides. The only thing they seem to do regularly in the house is eat, horseplay, and jerk each other off. But maybe that is their play and I’m gonna wind up looking like the chump in the end. NEXT TOPIC: Why is it that people in this house complain about the very thing they are doing. They will sit and talk about how paranoid someone is becoming and not only do they whisper while complaining, but they constantly are looking over their shoulder as well. . .talk about a textbook definition. I get that this is a game of deceit and betrayal and lying, but if you are currently using those weapons at your disposal, you can’t get pissed when your enemy is doing the same. LAST TOPIC: I understand that Cody may be public enemy #1. . .well I understand this for Paul, not so much Alex. . .remember when Cody was up for elimination and was asked why he isn’t campaigning more and he responded with not wanting to campaign against Alex, she was one of the individuals that he wanted to see win, so I’m not sure why she has so much hostility towards him. But what really pisses me off is when she questioned his service to his country. She began to doubt if he was even in the Marines, because he is void of body ink and he is not loud. If those are the qualities that make a good Marine, our country may be fucked. . .because isn’t stealth and the ability to go unnoticed qualities that you would want in a sniper? They took it even further when Cody’s time in a war zone got brought up and Paul begins to question that. Look, I don’t know Cody, so the only personal info I have is what is online and in his BB bio, he identifies himself as a Marine. This happens to be one of those rare cases where you just don’t question. . .you respect him for his time spent serving our country and if he turns out to be a fraud, then he won’t need Alex or Paul to shoot the holes, he would’ve sunk his ship all on his own. What I find even more fascinating is they question Cody’s military service but not Raven’s disease and I am starting to do some research on gastroparesis and from what I can tell so far, somebody may want to start the inquisition.

There was a point during tonight’s episode where we learn or maybe some already knew, that Christmas was the first female pit crew member for Nascar. I’m on the fence where Christmas is concerned, most of the time she is not my favorite and when story time began, I kinda turned my nose up at her, I just thought “man she brags a lot”, but then I did some Google research and my thoughts dissolved into “man am I a bitch”. First, she should brag, she earned it. Secondly, I discovered that I am the problem with women in this country. Because not only should she be saying it loud and proud, but so should we, because that is an accomplishment.

During my Google exploration, I came across lots of pictures of Christmas Joy and my first reaction was “Why in the fuck did these guys not go after her?” which led me to answer my own question. . .strong woman = intimidation, it’s hard for some, I get it. BUT, I do have to wonder if the showmances and how they paired up have something to do with the way Christmas feels about those couples, particularly Jessica. Maybe, just maybe, Christmas had her eye on a certain Marine and he didn’t bite. . .just a thought. I will say this though, there is no way Cody could handle all of what Christmas brings to a relationship. He seems to need his woman a little more pliable and dare I say. . .submissive? Shout out to you, Christmas. . .that is what Pussy Power looks like.

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Big Brother 19 | Sunday Re-Cap | 07.23.17

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Big Brother 19 | Re-Cap | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: I don’t really have much of any kind of warning regarding this episode. . .I can tell you that I did attempt to tune in to BBAD (Sunday), but some bad weather made it almost impossible to do. So, what’s a BXTCH to do? Thank CBS for the live feeds is what. And after tuning in to that, I learned some great stuff. But you’ll have to wait until the end of this post for that juicy shit.

Last Time On: Two things happened previously on the show. One: Dominique had to pack her shit and remove herself from the house, I’m quite sure she took the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit with her as well, so good luck to those remaining. After the Battle Back Showdown, Cody has won himself back into the house and what we can assume is at least one week of safety, considering Jessica was tempted by America and she took us up on what we were offering (can’t blame the BXTCH for that one).

Tonight On: We get the HOH competition, but more important than that, we get to see the dynamic of a house, who just a week prior, banded together to kick Cody out, that now has to welcome him back.

We begin tonight where Friday left off and that was with the end of the Battle Back and Cody moving back in. Now, on Friday, after Cody sealed the deal and was congratulated by Jessica, she told him she needed to fill him in on some things prior to him making any sort of moves. Jessica quickly sweeps him away to privacy so all secrets can be told. She tells Cody how nice Kevin and Jason have been to her all week, while also letting him know what a douchenozzle Josh has been. Apparently, right before the live eviction, Josh lets her know that if he wins HOH, he respects her but she’s gotta get to steppin’ because she lies on everybody. We’re gonna have to park the bus for a bit. First, I don’t think Josh is using the word respect correctly, mainly because he doesn’t know what it means. But just in case he ever gets around to reading this, let me educate. Respect is something that is earned and shouldn’t be given away like Halloween candy. IF Jessica had lied on EVERYONE in the house, then guess what? She hasn’t earned it and you shouldn’t give it, so for you to say that you respect her and in the same breath, call her a liar, then I’m gonna have to call you an idiot. Second, I actually don’t believe that Jessica has lied on EVERYONE in the house, so that would in turn make you the liar. But my favorite thing was when you actually talked about winning HOH. . .that was fucking hilarious and I’m quite certain. . .will never happen.

Back to Jess and Cody. After filling him in on some of the drama, she is bursting at the seams to tell him about the Halting Hex and it was a glorious moment for #teamJody. While they both recognize the power that the temptation brings, they also know that the power will only get them so far, so the most important thing at the moment, is for one of them to win the coveted HOH. In one of his more smarter moves, Cody has decided that he will follow Jessica around like the love sick puppy he is and just do whatever it is that she says. A man will do just about anything for a bone.

While Cody and Jessica were busy making up for some lost time, the entire rest of the house was busy having a meeting of their own. It was decided that at 10-2, the odds of taking down Jess or Cody are definitely in their favor. When Paul assigns Josh the job of taking shit to Cody, it was clear then that even those that stand on Josh’s side have zero confidence in his ability to win or be HOH. Josh isn’t exactly on board with this plan, saying that maybe he isn’t interested in stirring that particular pot. Paul seems to think Josh is the only one in the house that can really wedge himself under Cody’s skin, making him the best man for the job. I think that Paul knows Cody could easily snap him in two and would rather Josh take the beating.

Big Brother | Episode Re-Caps | It'sRealityBXTCHES | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comI’m not too sure what exactly is happening during the brainstorm meetings of those who come up with the competitions, but the only think I can surmise from this one is laziness. The yard was still somewhat set-up from the Battle Back, so I suppose they gave it a good ole’ “fuck it” and went with what was already there, I just wish they were a bit more creative. I guess they were supposed to be traffic cops, but the only one dressed as such was Alex and she couldn’t compete, the rest were wearing the safety vests. Semantics aside, the goal was to hold the red light in place with a plastic tube that was attached to a big hand. If at any point you drop the red light (it was a disc), then you’re out, BUT you then get to inflict some sort of punishment on someone still remaining in the competition. For example, stinky trash, graffiti artists, disgruntled driver, cement layers (I don’t think I’m saying that right, one who pours cement). . .obviously things to force you to lose concentration. Not to really spoil things, but the majority of the punishments landed on Cody (literally). I guess no one gave too much thought to the fact that the man was not only a Marine, but a sniper. Do we really want anyone in that position that gets distracted too easily? Once the competition begins, it takes a total of 17 seconds to take out Kevin, 25 to eliminate Mark and 56 to send Paul to the sideline. When Jason can’t hold up, followed by Elena then Matt, they may have discussed a 10-2 stack up against #teamjody, but it’s quite clear that a plan was never put into place, because neither Cody or Jessica are wavering at this point. When Josh can only last 38 minutes, he decides to go ahead and accept Paul’s assignment by running his mouth. Now, I guess the rest of the house found it very funny, but my nine year old has better taunting skills. After almost three hours, Jessica outlasted them all and captures the HOH key.

I think everyone already knows that Jessica will definitely be placing Josh up for eviction and it’s pretty clear that he knows it when he’s willing to pay a visit to the HOH room and ask for some mercy. Jessica asks him to wait outside for a bit and then Cody walks into the room just to have Jessica tell him that she has no interest in speaking with Josh. Cody then tells Josh that not only does Jessica not want to have a chit chat, but neither one of them do. Josh accepts it and leaves. Now, here is what I find fascinating. I’ve been trying to find the right insult for Josh, I was going to go with pussy, but pussies are phenomenal and calling Josh one would be way more insulting to the Pussy World than it would be to Josh, so I’ll just have to do some research and get back to you. Back to my point. Each and every time that Josh has thrown a tantrum and attempted to come at a housemate, he has done it while surrounded by multiple people. He attacked both Cody and Jessica during an eviction meeting. He attacked Mark by the pool surrounded by almost the entire house. He has yet to have words with someone just man to man and when he has the perfect opportunity to go head to head with Cody, he puts his tail between his legs and walks away. Again, I would say pussy, but a pussy can take a pounding and be ready to go for another round without hesitation, you try to nibble on Josh and he’s running the other way scared. Since dicks are beautiful and can be magnificent, I’m gonna have to just call Josh what he is. . .a penis. Penis’ are not attractive, will bend whichever way, and when scared will start to turn in on itself. . .so there you go.

Let me tell you BXTCHES, the rim jobs that are happening now that Jessica and Cody are “back in power” could put the best porn to shame. First Matt and Raven stop by just to make sure everything is good, then Mark and Elena pay a visit in an effort to feel things out and to also re-start the bromance that Mark and Cody had going on. While Cody may be appeasing to their faces, he isn’t all about that trust yet.It’s no secret that Jessica wants Josh gone and she wastes no time in telling him that he’s basically an asshole who doesn’t deserve to be playing the game. Unfortunately, she also puts Ramses up for eviction, telling him that he’s not her target, he’s just a pawn. Let’s hope that’s how it plays out.

Ramses

Josh

“I can’t say I lost every competition, I came in second in one.” -Cameron

“If you hear animal noises, don’t come.” -Jessica

“Ten against two. So, if we drop that ball, we blew it.” -Paul

“I’m going to pretend fences have been mended, but it’s all a show.” -Cody

“The cling wrap is an old trick from back east. You wrap it in plastic at night, you go to bed and get up the next morning and man, you’re in shape without doing a sit-up or push-up.”. . .”Cling wrap at night will keep you tight.” -Kevin

“I wanna cut off the head. But the safe move is to cut off the ass.” -Jessica

Big Brother Weekly Re-Caps | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comI’m not NOT a fan of Christmas (the person, not the holiday. . .Christmas is my fucking favorite, the holiday, not the person), I’m kinda indifferent, she gets on my nerves a bit and I’m sure people feel bad for her because she broke her foot and the ton of shit that the injury is bringing with it sucks and I do have sympathy, but let me say it again for the cheap seats. . .don’t play rodeo with someone else’s husband, only bad things can come from that. . .your foot being exhibit A. Now, having said that, I do think she is campaigning her Crossfit heart out to win fan favorite. After the loss, she is in tears inside the Diary Room talking about how she let the team down and she will feel responsible for whoever it is that goes home with Jessica as the HOH. Okay, calm the fuck down Christmas Joy. First, there was 10 of y’all and the only one who even came close to outlasting you was Ramses, three of the men couldn’t even last for one minute, how about you take this bullshit to the rest of the team and find out why it is they suck so hard. Second, if the team is really serious about taking out #teamjody, then how about you put your coaching skills to the test and start to schedule some practice time, get those fuckers in shape (talking to you, Josh). Third, while I think it’s wonderful that you were able to quench that competitive spirit inside of you albeit it was just holding a plastic tube to a red disc, but competitive nonetheless. . .you did have the chance to leave the house and really focus on healing your foot. Not to shoot a hole in the other one, but there is no way that you will be able to truly get better while living in that house. It’s not just about resting the foot, there are so many other factors at play, that wouldn’t necessarily be if you weren’t in that environment. Stress being factor #1. I tell my children almost daily that with every choice comes a consequence. . .

As a watcher of BBAD and a stalker of the live feeds, I tend to get frustrated when everyone is whispering. Do they not understand that I can’t hear the plan if they are talking like they’re in the fucking library. I’m assuming that since that hasn’t hit the radar then neither has the fact that screaming in the Diary Room is not needed. I’m mainly talking to Josh and Paul, though Raven can turn the volume up as well. It’s super simple, when plans are being divulged, speak up because we can’t hear you, but when it’s just you and the camera, an inside voice will work wonders. Speaking of the live feeds, I have learned some tidbits through my research: If you haven’t caught on yet, Cody and Jessica are serious about one another BUT Cody isn’t willing to move from Texas, which would mean that Jessica would need to prepare herself for the four seasons the Lone Star State offers: warm, hot, hotter, and HELL. That weave and those eyelashes may not stand a chance. They are looking forward to vacation once the show wraps up and for someone who has never taken a selfie in his life, Cody may wanna get ready, because I’m quite certain Jessica can’t make that same claim. Now, I did figure that certain desires would need to be met, finding out that Matt and Raven have gotten down in each other’s biz-ness and Jessica actually overheard the slapping of skin, wasn’t high on my ‘finding out’ list. Cody admitted to Mark that he and Jessica allow the goods to meet daily and Mark admitted that he has seen as much as Elena naked as the rest of us. Well, that’s not exactly what he said, but he is pretty bummed out that Cody and Matt have gotten their needs met and he is left having to rub one out while hovering over the toilet. Those live feeds ain’t no joke, y’all.

Jessica, I’m starting to come around. You’re week sans Cody did a lot to help, but someone has got to have a convo STAT about that #whitegirlweave and those fucking eyelashes. If you can’t get the track tightened up, then leave it at home and what’s the point in gluing the lashes on if it looks like goddamn spiders are crawling across your eyelids. Cody has already put in his request to see you in your more natural state, there is no better time for that to happen than now. See, not too shabby.
Elena, I just wanna go on record and say that your natural look kicks the ass of you made up. Give that a thought when your walking around tickling your tits. 

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Big Brother 19 | Thursday Re-Cap | 07.20.17

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Big Brother 19 | Re-Cap | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: Okay, here is some truth, it’s actually Sunday night and I’m just now getting around to typing this shit up. But, in my defense. . .I needed to get some book reviews done, I needed to desperately clean my house, and I am fucking addicted to these live feeds, JFC. . .CBS is gonna be blamed for a shit ton of stalking. Anyhow, let’s get to the good stuff. . .

Last Time On: Yesterday gave us the Veto competition and the Veto meeting. Dominique went a little crazy, but she made a quick call to God, he let her know that Paul was indeed the snake and she decided to spread the word. In the end, Jason didn’t use his veto to save anyone and left the evictees the same. 

Tonight On: Someone has to pack their bags, but once out of the house the evictee will learn about the Battle Back and their opportunity to return. We also learn who America deemed worthy enough to tempt.

We get off to a very dramatic start when Dominique hears some smack talk going down in the kitchen. Well, I shouldn’t say “smack”, it was really just Elena saying that she can’t wait for Dominique to watch the episodes back, then she’ll see that Elena did nothing wrong. I guess Dominique was still jazzed because she comes around the corner asking Elena is she wants to have a conversation. . .I guess Elena was all talked out because she declines. Now, here is where I get pissed. While I wouldn’t necessarily say Elena was talking smack, she was talking and that talk was about Dominique, but when she came at Elena, there was nothing to be said? Obviously there are some hard feelings, because while Elena may not have had anything to say directly to Dominique, it didn’t stop her from going outside and running her mouth to Mark and Jason. While I’m not necessarily on #teamdominique, I say good for her, nobody likes a shady bitch.

Jessica is seeking out her girls in an attempt to right the wrongs done by Cody. While I’m sure she (Jessica) had to swallow a ton of pride, Raven and Elena are saying what they think she needs to hear, while telling America that she can’t be trusted. I’m not sure what the fuck is going down in the great state of Arkansas, but this BXTCH had some high hopes for Raven. The last time a reality show produced a Raven from Arkansas, I do believe that the entirety of the country fell in love, but I’m starting to rethink my position. First, what in the fuck is up with the Shirley Temple curls? If we’re going for a six year old hairstyle, then please go back to the pigtail buns, they were much cuter. And she should really consider taking a page out of Dominique’s book, I mean if the Lord has time to help her out in discovering who the snake is, surely he can throw some good ole’ make-up tutorials Raven’s way, because if anyone knows how to master eyeliner, I do believe it’s our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Dominique’s make-up is always on point. . .who do you think she gave all the glory to? 

I suppose that anytime a bunch of ego’s are forced to live in close proximity, hell will eventually break loose. Throw in a game where you play with some sticks and balls, then it’s inevitable. Pool has been the go to so far this season, tournaments have been played and bets have been placed. So, when Mark challenges Josh to a friendly game where the loser must chug pickle juice mixed with hot sauce, what could go wrong? In the end, Josh did cheat, but he refused to accept the loss, Mark sure as fuck wasn’t gonna have a tally mark in his loss column, so what’s a boy to do? Throw the pickle juice/hot sauce concoction in Josh’s face, of course. Then this caused the overgrown man child to then douse Mark in ketchup and ranch. A moment I’m sure made all parents/grandparents involved proud to call either of them their own. 

What went from good teenage fun, quickly exploded into name calling and accusations. And because Mark called Josh out for cheating, which he did. . .his character has now been attacked and when Mark did this grown-up thing that we call apologizing, I don’t think Josh recognized it. Josh went on to tell Mark that it wasn’t about hurting him, it was about disrespecting him, but he has no respect for Mark. . .“at all”. Well shit, that’s a conundrum. But, Mark even accepted that and I’m assuming since the bait wasn’t taken, Josh needed to try a different tactic and hit Mark with the rumor that he was trying to get rid of Paul. . .BINGO. . . shit got real, fast. Truthfully, I don’t even know what the fuck happened. Josh started to say a lot of shit, he wanted to get it all out in the open. . .when he gives his word, he keeps it. . .Mark plotting behind backs. . .it was a lot said, with zero substance. Paul threw some verbal jabs at Dominique and Raven looked like an extra on the set of Pretty Woman. It got even more confusing when the following convo took place. . .

JOSH: “All I’m gonna say, from here on out, don’t talk to me, don’t address me, don’t look at me.”

MARK: “That’s fair.”

JOSH: “I’ve lost all respect for you.”

MARK:“Okay.”

JOSH: “I have so much love and respect for you.”

Good gracious, I hope Josh stays away from producing offspring, nothing good can come from that baby batter. But it did do enough to gather a crowd and while Jessica knows the best thing to do would be to keep the mouth shut and fly under the radar, she went with fuck that, you can’t keep a good woman down. While Josh is ranting on and on about one’s word and how he keeps his, she just points out how he did in fact lie to her, making not only his word null and void, but his point as well. . .of course those lies were justified, at least in Josh’s eyes. Hey, I think the important thing here is to take a moment and just be a bit grateful that he didn’t call anyone a meatball during this exchange. It’s all about the small things. 

If you were hoping to get in some votes for the Den of Temptation this season, you are fresh out luck, because we are down to the last one. The Halting Hex. In short, the owner of the Hex will have the power to halt any eviction they wish over the next four weeks, but they can only use it one time, so they better be sure it counts. If the lucky recipient accepts the Temptation, then a consequence will be unleashed on the entire house. I think it’s fair to say that the house is gonna be fucked because no one in their right mind would turn down this life saver. In the end, Jessica did her part, because America blessed her with the Hex. The question. . .does she feel safe enough to not use the Hex for tonight’s eviction. 

 

When it’s time to give the life saving speeches, Jessica gives shout outs to her mom and Cody and lets the housemates know that she still has some game left. Dominique throws down what sounded like slam poetry, but I have no idea if it was an original or not. She accepted her award by thanking Jesus, CBS, and the Big Brother family. She wrapped it up by apologizing to anyone she has offended and reminded us all to hold our heads high. In a 10-0 vote, Dominique left the house.

In her exit interview with Julie, Dominique lets her know that she doesn’t yet know if she’ll be able to be friends with Paul outside of this game, but she will pray on it. She talks a bit about the red flags she started to notice that warned her she was in trouble. But when asked what she would do differently. . .“be quiet” was her answer. It’s now time for Julie to enlighten all those evicted and bring them in on the Battle Back Showdown. 

Alex

Christmas

Elena

Jason

Jessica

Josh

Kevin

Mark

Matt

Paul

Ramses

Raven

Cameron

Cody

Dominique

Jillian

 

 

 

“Guys, let’s have a good time, man. I didn’t come 3500 miles to watch you two guys argue.” -Kevin

“Don’t call me boo boo, sweetheart.” -Jessica

I’m not gonna make a separate post for this, it did go down on Friday (7/20) and trust a BXTCH, I should’ve had a drink. But, to save you from any anxiety, I’ll keep it short and sweet. . .Round #1 was: Dominique vs. Jillian vs. Cameron vs. Cody, the two advancing from that round were Cameron and Cody. Now the twist? The houseguests had to nominate someone to challenge the eventual evictee winner and that gave us Paul vs. Cody in the Showdown, with Cody coming out on top and moving back into the house. Was anyone really surprised at the end result?

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Maybe it’s my age or maybe it’s because I’m from Texas, but can someone please educate me on the “Meatball” insult? I just don’t get it. Meatballs are fucking delicious, so wherein lies the insult? And is it just me or did anyone else notice that Josh didn’t even start to sling the insult around until Paul brought it up during the eviction meeting? You can’t go wrong with a ball of meat topped with cheese and sauce. . .whether it’s on pasta or a bun or by itself. . .talk about yum! 

Like anyone who has had her cherry popped recently, I come with many questions, the main one being. . .what make up the qualities of a good Big Brother houseguest? Is it possible to win the cash while still being kind? There are players that I don’t like. . .Josh. . .but it’s because he’s mean. I understand why people are put off by a Cody + Jessica, I do not however, understand why people are put off by them separately. This is my first season and in the early days of this experiment, I was very much anti-Cody, but it didn’t take me long to find the error of my ways. My main issue was the way he classified the women of the house. First, it was a douche move. Second, at the age of 32, he should know that the ones he relegated to his second tier, would’ve been the ones to align with. Females who have never been able to manipulate by using their ‘assets’ have had to rely on other strengths, and those strengths most likely involve some sort of brain power, doing a shimmy shake of their tits has never gotten the job done. I think Cody waiting as long as he did to draft Alex, may have been his first downfall. For the record, I think Alex is beautiful and no where near a second tier woman, just trying to make a point. Putting Paul up for eviction was brilliant, trying to evict Christmas, not so much, but I don’t think the mistake was in the target, it was in the secret. Ego’s are a dangerous thing and good things don’t come from bruising them.

If I didn’t make it crystal clear above, I’m starting to feel #teamcody.

 

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Dr. ER (St. Luke’s Docuseries Series, Book #2) by Max Monroe

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Dr. ER (St. Luke's Docuseries, Book #2) by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comDr. ER (St. Luke's Docuseries, Book #2) by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comDr. ER (St. Luke's Docuseries, Book #2) by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBxtches Be Blogging Book ReviewsBXTCHES Gotta Warn: I am so about to shock the shit out of all you BXTCHES and even I can’t believe that I’m about to utter type the following, but. . .this book can absolutely be read as a stand-alone. While I loved Dr. OB (book #1) and I highly recommend that you read it, the only thing really tying these two book together is the reality show that the two (and eventually three) doctors become a part of and even that is just a whisper in this story. Other than that, the main ones from the first installment do make some appearances, but it’s not enough to take away from Scott, Harlow and any other facet that makes this book so fucking great. So, let’s get started, shall we?

Dr. ER will be told through the POV of both Harlow and Scott.

If you skipped straight over the introduction to Will (book #1), no worries, Max Monroe does a good job with a quick hello during the prologue. This is where we also meet Scott Shepard or what he soon becomes known as. . .Dr. ERotic. Now, I’m all about being somewhat of a polite BXTCH, so in case the whole OB/GYN scene wasn’t for you or maybe you’re just now discovering the genius that is Max Monroe and you decided that this is where you want to start, we are gonna have to play a quick game of catch-up. Will Cummings, Scott Shepard and Nick Raines (coming to us in much greater detail on August 29) have all agreed to allow cameras to follow them around and star in a docuseries. It didn’t go too well for Will, but he did get the girl in the end, so all is good. Now it’s Dr. Shepard’s turn, but I think we should kick things off with Harlow, our feisty leading lady.

Frances Harlow Paige is busy living the single life in NYC. She’s got herself a tried and true bestie in Amanda, her parents are happily divorced and she works as a columnist at Gossip magazine, a job she isn’t too thrilled about, but does pay the bills. Except for the fact that it’s been ages since a dick has put a smile on her face, life ain’t too terribly shabby. The needing a dick to put a smile on her face is where we first meet up with Harlow.

Long story short, Harlow needed to get laid, like yesterday, so in her desperation, she agrees to go out on a date with Barron Alexander Conrad III-if someone with a pretentious name like that even knows how to work a cock, I’m gonna need to see it. . .live. Anywho, a vagina that hasn’t been well used lately, will suffer through just about anything, because Harlow’s goal is definitely one that ends with shouty affirmations to our Lord and Savior, but instead all she gets instead is a gash on the forehead and the shouty words to our Lord and Savior takes on a different tone.

I hope you can see where this story is going, well at least see where part of it is going. After Barron the third passes out, too much blood and all that jazz, Harlow finds herself in the St. Luke’s emergency room. Any guess who the head of the ER department and the doctor on duty is? 

So far being the star of a reality tv show has its perks, the job is going wonderfully and the women are lining up. . .when he gets the privilege of sewing up one Harlow Paige, his interest had certainly been piqued, too bad hers wasn’t.

Columnist for a gossip magazine. . .hot doctor who happens to also be the star of a reality tv show. . .this shit can basically write itself, but considering that it’s what Harlow does, then we’ll just leave it our leading lady.

Scott doesn’t do relationships, a previous bad experience has put Harlow off from making any sort of commitment. . .Harlow gets the inside scoop on one fuckhot doctor and Scott discovers that Dr.ERotic loves a good challenge and the feisty columnist is turning him on like no one previous. . .I mean c’mon this is the shit that great rom-coms are made of.

But don’t worry BXTCHES, Max Monroe does throw some drama our way, I mean you can’t fuck your way through a chunk of the population and not have some of that broken heart not come back and bite you right in the dick. And, Harlow brings her own set of luggage to the party. So, it’s not all fun and games and stitches and dicks, there’s gonna be a part of this book that may have your heart dropping a bit.

Besides the ability to tell fantastic stories, Max Monroe is brilliant when it comes to writing supporting characters. The magic was brought to us first in the Billionaire Bad Boys Series and it continues to be the case for this one. Usually when I dive into a series, I can’t wait to catch up with the ones that I have already fallen for, but we didn’t get that a lot here, it was brief and I wasn’t even disappointed. And to be honest, I wouldn’t be mad if we were able to get some backstory on the parental units that come from any of these series, that is how well they are written. They are witty, they are hilarious, they are inappropriate, they are loving. . .basically, they are everything one should strive to be when the time comes to shit out some offspring. Every character written to tell this story, played the part and played it well. . .they all helped in making the page turn, while keeping the story captivating.

The sex was good, which if you have already plowed through Kline and Georgia OR Thatch and Cassie OR Wes and Winnie OR Will and Melody, then you know how well the dancing goes down between the sheets in a Max Monroe book, but as crazy as it may sound, my favorite part of the panty melting action in Dr. ER happened to be the dirty talk, I’m a sucker for some words that make the toes curl and those words got used in all the right places.  I’m telling you BXTCHES the dirty word dictionary went to work overtime because they hit right when the time was right.

Lots of couples have been brought to life by the two who call themselves Max Monroe and while I don’t know who occupies the top spot (it really just depends on who I’m reading at that moment), I do believe that Scott and Harlow are close to it. In my experience, sometimes it’s hard to top the lead off couple in a series, but Max Monroe managed to pull the impossible. . .so now I guess we have to wait and see how hard we fall for Nick.

I think I’m nine books into the fabulousness that is Max Monroe and I have yet to be disappointed. Every page turned, every story told, every character created. . .was worth the time spent. And while I still may not know who Max or Monroe actually are (though I always think I’m starting to figure it out), as long as they keep giving me the humor mixed with great stories and characters that I fall in love with, not to mention the escape they are so kind to bless me with. . .so in a nutshell, I don’t give a fuck what you call yourself as long as you continue to call yourselves storytellers.Bxtches Be Reading5 Star Read for Bxtches Be ReadingDr. ER (St. Luke's Docuseries, Book #2) by Max Monroe | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comMax Monroe | www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

     

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