The Bachelorette 2017 | Episode Three Re-Cap | 06.05.17

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It's Reality BXTCHES | The Bachelorette | Weekly recap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comIt's Reality BXTCHES | The Bachelorette | Weekly recap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: Tonight’s episode is a great reminder that when you assemble a group of men, all vying for the same woman, the cattiness is worse than a season of The Real Housewives. . .I was gonna call the guys a bunch of pussies, but that is an insult to those of us with a pussy and the word bitch just doesn’t hit as hard. Remember when the Disney Channel did a mashup of some of their more popular shows and titled it “That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana”? I’m telling you ABC should get together with NBC and run some shows together, I’m convinced we wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. 

Last Week On: Once again, ABC left us all on a cliffhanger and not just hanging off any ole’ cliff either, DeMario shows back up at the mansion, wanting a moment of Rachel’s time and once we find out that Rachel is going to grant him his final wish and once we see the guys running around telling one another that “DeMario is back”. . .we get hit with a To Be Continued. . .ABC is killing me.

This Week On: Tonight we get the Rose Ceremony that we should’ve gotten last week, and yes, it seems that the days of ending the show with a Rose Ceremony may be long gone, we are also gonna get (2) group dates and (1) one-on-one date. Let’s get to it.

It may seem that Rachel’s decision to hear DeMario out isn’t gonna sit well with the other guys or America for that matter, but she does say that she feels that “out of respect” she “should give DeMario a chance to explain himself”. Here’s how it went down. . .he admits to fucking up and apologizes for not “keeping it real”, he’s hoping to regain her trust and get the opportunity to earn a rose. On a side note: I think it would’ve been hilarious to let him back in, get some heat from the guys, let him line up and anticipate the rose, then leave him wanting. I know, it’s a bit mean, but he was a bit of an ass to both Rachel and Lexi. While this convo is going down, the men are in the middle of their own deliberations. With one guy actually saying “If she let’s him back in, I ain’t talking to him” take that DeMario. Most are really just concerned that he is going to smooth talk his way back into the mansion. DeMario hits her with his favorite quote “In order to experience joy, you need pain” which he realized while he tossed and turned in bed the night before. . .that DeMario is pretty deep. . .his Uber driver that night also told him to not take no for an answer, so I’m sure DeMario really did think that everything was lining up for him, too bad he wasn’t reading any body language clues that our girl was throwing out, because if he was even the least bit attuned to her attitude, he would’ve turned around and said “you know what, I’m just gonna go hit Lexi up”. But, the asshat was definitely not going down without a fight, he even threw his own hail Mary when he told Rachel “when I met you, my entire life changed”. . .then Rachel got her turn and she did not disappoint. In a nutshell, she told him the following and it’s not a direct quote, I’m paraphrasing: “Look motherfucker, I need a man and what you did yesterday was some high school bullshit. We are fucking adults and when life throws you between a rock and a hard place, you couldn’t even grow a dick and be honest with me, even when I gave you a shit ton of chances to explain yourself, you still acted like a bitch and lied, because if you would’ve been forthright with me and were able to admit your fault, you would be lining up with the hope of getting a rose tonight, but you continued to deceive. So, take one good long last look motherfucker, you like what you see? Because you will never have the chance to taste these lips again or any part of my luscious body for that matter. . .I’m saving that shit for a man, not a boy. But I’m glad you have had some sort of epiphany, but you’re gonna have to share that shit with next idiot, because that ain’t me.” Not a “direct” quote from Rachel, but that was the gist of what was said. At that point, I along with what I’m sure is the rest of America, gave a big “praise be” to Jesus, because if she would’ve even looked like she was giving that fucker another chance, this post would certainly be headed in an entirely different direction.

Let’s get to the cocktail party. First, if we thought the guys had it hard for Rachel pre-DeMario smackdown, that’s nothing compared to how they feel now. I’m surprised they didn’t start a circle jerk while reciting all the things about Rachel that makes their nips hard. While I don’t disagree with the guys, I too think Rachel is great and I know we are only three episodes in thus far, but the girl is bringing it, but then Jonathan comes along with some fucking creepy giant hands, (and I do mean giant) she is laughing like Chris Rock is giving her a private stand up show, it was weird Rachel, not funny. And I can’t tell if it’s a sympathy laugh or if she was genuinely moved. Any guy who lists “tickle monster” as his occupation would have me on high alert, but when the same guy attempts to come at me with giant hands, then he has got to go. What I find interesting about Rachel and Jonathan’s interactions are, he seems to voluntarily be putting himself into the friend zone, she didn’t kiss him during their time together and he didn’t even make a move, she hugged him. He is so worried about making her laugh, he’s forgetting to share discussions that would lead them to get to know one another better and maybe turn her on a bit . And. . .where in the fuck did he get these hands? Alex solved a rubiks cube (mostly solved) while they talked and Kenny whipped out pictures of his daughter. Will slam dunked on a toddlers basketball goal, but he did move in and get himself a kiss, so I suppose his skills with the ball were impressive. When Lucas gets his chance, Rachel seems about as comfortable as one is in stirrups at the gyno. The inner dialogue that must be working over time in her head has got to be fantastic. Once again, instead of Lucas using the moment to talk to Rachel and really show her a side of himself that she could get on board with, he turns the direction towards Blake. I will say that it appeared to me that Lucas was slowly starting to cross over the “I’ve had just enough drinks that I’m feeling good and I still sound like a responsible adult” line to the “I’m probably gonna need to throw up later and chances are I won’t make it to the toilet and will wind up sleeping in my own vomit” line. When Lucas brings up the exchange that Blake had with Rachel regarding Lucas, Lucas does tell Rachel that he is not too sure why it is that Blake doesn’t like him, it could be possible that Blake has a crush on him because one night Blake was standing over Lucas’ bed, holding a banana while licking it. I would like to tell you that I just made that up, but unfortunately that’s not the case, that was an actual story that Lucas told Rachel. When Rachel had her time with Blake, of course the banana topic came up, Blake immediately shot it down as it not being true because he is on a ketogenic diet and doesn’t eat carbs. And while I think that his excuse is pretty good, I would question anyone going on this type of show on that type of diet. That really hampers some activity that could go down. The important thing to remember is that once again, Blake used his time to talk about Lucas (more on that relationship in my final thoughts). So, that was all ABC was willing to show us and I am pissed. Who the fuck cares about giant hands and licking bananas? I wanna see Bryan going in to say “hi” with his tongue or let’s see if the chemistry is still there with Peter. C’mon ABC, I don’t tune in for this petty bullshit (well, I don’t only tune in for that). . .I want to see some electricity. Man I never thought I would see the day that I’m actually missing Corinne and her whipped cream.It's Reality BXTCHES | The Bachelorette | Weekly Recap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comThe Bachelor | It's Reality BXTCHES | Episode Re-Cap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

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Bryan, 37

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Peter, 31

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Will, 28

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Jack, 32

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Iggy, 30

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Eric, 29

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Jonathan, 31

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Bryce, 30

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Alex, 28

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Kenny, 35

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Dean, 26

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Matt, 32

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Anthony, 26

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Brady, 29

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Josiah, 28

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Lee, 30

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Kenneth “Diggy”, 31

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Fred, 27

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Adam, 27

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DeMario, 30

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Blake, 31

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Lucas, 30

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Jamey, 32

 

 

 

 

 

 

During their exit interviews, the ketogenic ass and the Whaboom d-bag have a confrontation and it is pretty pathetic, my two nieces (who are 8 and 9 months old) could’ve had an argument that would have put those two to shame and they can’t even speak. There is no way that their parents are laying claim to those two after that sad exchange of insults.

Group Date #1: Bryan, Jonathan, Peter, Alex, Will, Fred. . .“Lights, Camera, Action. Come join me on the set of Ellen.” Okay BXTCHES, surely that doesn’t need to be translated. When Rachel tells Ellen that Jonathan tickled her coming out of the limo, Ellen spoke the words we were all thinking “I don’t like that. I don’t like that. That’s a horrible thing. Why is he still here?” All of them are going to participate on the show, but Rachel first gets to sit down with Ellen for an interview. Ellen asks Rachel is she has kissed any of the guys yet and she answers with “I have. It was completely unexpected. It totally swept me off my feet. And uh, it was good. It was good.” Let’s be real here, I’m pretty sure she was speaking of Bryan-maybe Peter-but most likely Bryan. What was even more interesting is Jonathan being surprised by the fact that Rachel has kissed any of the guys-“Hi, my name is Jonathan and I’ve been moved to the friend zone.”. The guys are then introduced and are asked to remove the shirts and give out some lap dances. So, thank you Ellen for that peek at some pretty delicious eye candy, we were not disappointed. Maybe disappointed by some of the dancing, but not by the looking. . .Alex actually gave a grandma a lap dance, so kudos to him for not inducing a heart attack, his thrusts were working over time. It’s now time for some Never Have I Ever. . .we learn that none of the guys have ever hit on another woman while on a date with someone else, Peter and Alex are the only two who have never thought about having sex with Rachel, which means that somewhere in the confines of that big ass mansion, Fred, Bryan, Jonathan, and Will have all rubbed one out while fantasies of Rachel have flitted through their imagination. Hopefully these emissions were all done solo. Alex has actually peed in the pool at the mansion, but in his defense, he does claim that he was by himself and it was mid workout when that took place. When it comes to who has texted nude selfies. . .Peter, Will, and Alex are guilty. Fred has hooked up with a woman twice his age, he was 21 and she was around 40. And Ellen learns that Fred has actually met Rachel before coming on to The Bachelorette. . .so once again, Fred’s 8 year old self, is continuing to cock block his 27 year old self. Fred, Jonathan, and Alex are the only three guys who has yet to feel Rachel’s lips on their own and in his confessional, Fred goes a bit on the crazy side and actually confesses the following. . .“This girl is so deeply rooted, like in my soul-in my soul, that I can’t even go a day or go to sleep or wake up, without thinking about her. It’s not the same for me I think as it is for everyone else. It’s a little bit deeper.” First. . .Rachel, go ahead and trust those instincts that your 12 or 13 year old self felt all those years ago, you need run away from this guy and fast. Second, I do think he should hook-up with Jasmine, crazy tends to attract crazy, those two could be a match made in. . .well, somewhere.

It’s now time for Rachel to enjoy cocktails and conversations and Alex is up first. He confesses to Rachel that she makes him nervous and she confesses to him that she loves that he shows a different layer to his personality each time they’re together. He does get his kiss and it probably would’ve been pretty sexy if he wasn’t sweating so profusely. Bryan lays it on, I feel that if he is somewhere living in a fantasy of what would Rachel look like laying underneath him. . .she is somewhere wondering the same thing. Their chemistry to this point seems like it is mostly sexual, but good Lord, it is fun to watch. Just when you’re thinking that this show may end in a Bryan + Rachel engagement, in swoops Peter and you’re left wondering how these two will ever live without one another. Meanwhile, Fred is a bit blown away with how many guys have already kissed her, so he decides the best way to not feel weird about that fact is to take a small survey and ask each of the guys who has laid one on Rachel. . .yeah, that won’t crush your ego. And he believes that because a guy has already kissed her, their relationship with Rachel is miles ahead of his, which makes me wonder what kind of experience he actually has with relationships. He does confess that he has been waiting for about 20 years to kiss her (girl, you better tie up those running shoes) and once Rachel and Peter have given their lips a pretty decent workout, Fred may get his chance after all. But when the conversation starts, it seems to only revolve around. . .kissing Rachel, who has kissed Rachel, how surprised he was to learn how many have kissed Rachel, and the opportunity to kiss Rachel. Now, in my mind I’m thinking that this is probably not going to be the best time to really display how sensual he is with his lips, he has waited 20 years, what’s a couple more days? But then he starts talking about the right time and the right moment, he then asks for permission to kiss Rachel. . .which in theory isn’t a horrible idea, but usually if you’re on a date with someone and the moment feels right, then make your move. . .you’ll know if it was the right decision. All Fred did was make an awkward moment even more so, and when he went in for the kill. . .it even made me cringe in embarrassment for him. The only thing on Rachel that moved were her lips, her arms didn’t caress him, her leg didn’t start thumping. . .but it seemed to shake Fred to his core. That kiss spurred visions of tuxedos and white gowns and weddings. Oh, mylanta. If a kiss can conjure up those visions, just imagine what he would’ve thought had he been lucky enough to do a mattress jig with her, he may not have come out alive. Unfortunately. . .things are not going to end well for Fred and his dreams of marrying his childhood crush. Rachel meets back up with the guys, picks up the rose, and asks for some more alone time with Fred. Or as Rachel called him “Frederick”. When she legal named him, he should’ve known that things weren’t going to end all that great, that was most likely the camp counselor coming out of her. Rachel admits that she has been more focused on their past, more than she has been in any kind of future that they could have, but she “keeps it real” when she tells him that she is unable to reciprocate the feelings that he is putting out there. She actually confessed (not to Frederick, but to the cameras) that kissing him was like kissing a boy. I really hope that Fred is watching this from wherever it is that he lives, alone, because that’s not gonna be easy see or hear. It’s only when the guys see Fred getting into a car that they realize he isn’t the recipient of the group date rose. That honor would be bestowed upon Alex. On a side note: It was refreshing to see these guys come together on a group date and have absolutely no conflict. They seemed to get along and talk with one another like the adults that they pretend to be.

We are now back at the mansion, the day after the group date and now Eric is bugging a bit. He’s worried that Rachel is going to “Fred” him. From what I can gather, Eric is starting to become emotionally invested in Rachel, but is not feeling that same type of vibe from her. He feels that she is “emotionally unavailable”. He has also never been in a real relationship before, so in his beginners mind, he thinks it’s a pretty good idea to seek Bryan out for advice and in all fairness, Bryan was helpful, but Bryan did remind us viewers that Rachel has no problems opening up to him. . .so where does the issue really lie? It is recommended that Eric just confront it head on and lay it all out for Rachel and hopefully that will start the road to Rachel and Eric having some sort of connection. BXTCH side commentary: This is for Eric. Look, if you have never been in a real relationship before, you are starting in the wrong place. Luck (and probably science) will tell you that you are bound to fuck up lots during your first real relationship, which is why most people go down that road in their teens or at the very latest, their early 20’s. . .dude, you’re 29. And I’m not really critical of you never committing yourself to another prior to now. . .what I’m concerned about is the fact that there isn’t really a lot of time for a learning curve. . .in six weeks. . .with 20+ other men all after the same woman. You probably should’ve put a little more experience under your heart first. I’m not saying it won’t work out, but if you have any hope of becoming her eternal, you are going to have to relax a little bit more and stop seeking advice from the one guy in the house who has kissed her the most.

So, the one-on-one date seems to have been awarded to Anthony and I didn’t learn this from the date card, I actually never witnessed the opening of the card, so the show just kicked right into their date. Look here, Bachelorette crew, I understand that Rachel is from the Lone Star State and there is some sort of misconception that everyone rides around on horses while sporting boots and cowboy hats, but as someone from the state of Texas and someone from the DFW area, we don’t get from place to place with our asses planted on a saddle. First, it’s too fucking hot here for that kind of nonsense and second, there is no second. . .it’s too fucking hot is reason enough. So, I’m not sure what kind of date this was supposed to be and why, but two people on horseback, riding not only down Rodeo Dr. (cute play on words by the way), but also into stores, while still sitting atop an equine, did nothing for my arousal, in fact, I think I may now be impotent. But regardless of how I feel, let’s get to the date. Anthony has never been on a horse before, so it could be interesting. They mosey on in some store so they can complete the ridiculousness and add boots and hats to the look, and while Anthony is busy saying “It feels right”, let me tell you a little secret. . .it didn’t look right. The best thing about the date was when they stopped by some sort of cupcake ATM machine, that’s actually a pretty genius idea. They gallup into another store and pick up some type of lettermen jacket and things are going swell until on of the horses takes a pretty big dump on the floor of the store, I really hope someone from ABC had to clean that shit up. Once they dismount, they do a bit of (terrible) two-stepping, could this date be any more cliché? Thank goodness the night date makes up for the crazy day date. They get to enjoy drinks overlooking the city. . .it looked like maybe some sort of make-out point. . .it was really beautiful. We learned that Anthony feels that he is an old soul, he is the oldest child and feels that he had a wonderful childhood and really hopes to put good things out into the world and pay it forward. The conversation flowed very well between them and even as corny as it was with riding the horses, they both seemed to really have fun on the date, which is really what matters, regardless of what this BXTCH believes. They are then serenaded with a nice quartet and the night ends with a dip and a kiss. 

Meanwhile at the mansion: Anthony arrives back from his date, with cheers and hugs all the way around, which is weird. I mean, it’s like they’re saying “Hey man, how was your date with my girlfriend?”. It’s not long after Anthony has walked through the door, that Eric starts up with his shit again. Not to sound too 1994, but. . .Eric, you be trippin! Eric thinks that his best plan of action is to question Anthony about his date,  and then Iggy overhears the two discussing Rachel and believes that it would be a good idea to insert his opinion. . .things then get interesting. Here’s what I think the conversation was about: Iggy thinks that Eric believes that Rachel is being fake with her feelings. Eric wouldn’t use the word ‘fake’, but he does admit that he thinks Rachel is playing games until she gets what she wants and furthermore he also throws the following at Iggy: “You’re not gonna give a girl you know that you’re not going to marry, your all.” I think what he really wants to do is write a “do you like me note?” with some check ‘yes’ or ‘no’ boxes. The whole thing escalates, with Eric freaking a out a bit on Iggy and it ends with Iggy walking away. The whole exchange was a prime example of my earlier side commentary. If inexperience really is Eric achilles heel, it’s showing. I’m not sure what the “You’re not gonna give a girl. . .” comment even meant, since the whole point of being on the show is hopefully to give Rachel. . .you. So that comment was somewhat ambiguous. And let’s talk about Eric and his profession. According to LinkedIn, he is a motivational speaker and difference maker, when he blew up at Iggy, I’m beginning to think, he’s not very good at his job, because it’s either that or this social experiment is not working well for him.

Group Date #2: Brady, Dean, Adam, Kenny, Bryce, Lee, Jack, and Eric. “Sometimes in relationships, the women have to take charge.” Rachel is going to bring her girls along for this date and by ‘girls’, I mean Raven, Jasmine, Alexis, and Corinne. They start their journey on a party bus and Bryce kicks off the pole dancing, followed by each of the guys, some earned some bills, others earned coins. Raven gets right to it by asking which of the guys is not there for the right reasons, Bryce responds with “Eric”, Lee responds with the same. So, Raven’s spidey senses are on alert. They arrive at what appears to be a honky tonk and quickly discover a mud wrestling pit. This date should work out well for Kenny, considering his occupation, but I suppose it’s really gonna work out well for all the ladies present, considering they get to bear witness to the whole mess. While getting ready, Pretty Boy Pitbull comes out to play and the intimidation game is in full effect. First match: Brady vs Bryce. It didn’t take long for Bryce to dirty him up and come out victorious. Next up: Dean vs Eric. Eric was worried about having to take on Kenny, looks like his apprehension was for the wrong guy, Dean wins their round. I’m not sure who it was that Lee took down, but he won his round. Poor Jack had to go up against Kenny and honestly if I were him, I probably would’ve just tapped out and saved some water, because you know Kenny was out to impress the ladies. He really hit this point home when he went up against Lee and literally body slammed him into the mud, then finished the take down with a blown kiss over to the ladies. The finale featured Bryce vs Kenny and Kenny may have been the favorite going in, but Bryce quickly schooled him on how a firefighter does it. The underdog pulled it out in the end, with Rachel pinning him with a belt of his very own. In the end, they all looked like creatures from some sort of B-horror movie. When Rachel asked the girls what their thoughts on the guys were, Raven fills Rachel in on what she discovered on the bus. Let’s talk about what we really learned on this part of the date. Corinne is extremely tame when alcohol isn’t pumping through those veins. Hand to God, she barely made a peep. I gotta be honest and say that I was a bit disappointed.

They kick off the night at the Oak Canyon Ranch. This is where Rachel learns that Kenny was once a Chippendale’s dancer and where we learned that Rachel may be interested in seeing some moves in a more private setting. The most anticipated conversation was the one Rachel was going to have with Eric. When the camera catches up with them, Rachel has her head on his chest, so there is no face to face confessions happening and the audience comes into the discussion while Eric is confiding in Rachel how he has been running from his feelings his whole life and he’s at a point where he’s not sure of what to do. Let’s stop the bus right here for a hot second. This is coming from someone who is a motivational speaker/difference maker/mentor. . .this is surely not boding well for his brand. Every season there seems to be some woe is me storyline, someone who needs to be saved, I’m beginning to think that Eric is that contestant. He has written two books: Quotes to Shape Your Life and 100 Days of Wisdom: Wisdom for Life. Maybe someone needs to jump on over to Amazon and pick up a couple of things and because I’m a bit of an inquisitive soul, I did just that. Luckily for me, 100 Days of Wisdom was free with a KU membership, which I happen to have. So, the book is broken up into daily devotionals, which the reader is encouraged to read early in the morning, once in the evening, and before bedtime, and apparently some shit will begin to happen when those rules are followed. Ironically, the very first devotion is the following: “If you want advances, then you have to take chances! Don’t be afraid to take that leap of faith and make it happen. Nothing worth having comes easy, and anything you seek requires dedication! Stay committed to the process, and do your best.” Somebody doesn’t heed their own advice. We’re gonna start the bus back up for a moment and continue his talk with Rachel. She takes in his confession and does her best to comfort and blanket him with reassurances. Eventually the cat has to come out of the bag and she fills Eric in on Raven’s consultation with Bryce and Lee. They hug it out, so maybe he did his job in convincing Rachel that he is “committed to the process”. When he returns to the campfire, he mood certainly changes and when he begins to confront Bryce and Lee, the others do the wise move and step away, leaving just the three guys. Lee turned the whole thing around and made his response to Raven more about Eric’s inexperience with relationships, so in other words, Lee is an ass. In this whole debacle, Eric and Bryce made up, while Lee and Eric continued whatever type of argument they were having. It got weird pretty quick with Lee telling Eric what a great individual he was and how much potential he had and he sealed the envelope with “I still love you to death” and he kept repeating how much he loved Eric and Bryce was in the middle the entire time wondering how he went from the Mud Wrestling Champ to sitting next to Lee while Lee professed his love for Eric. If it wasn’t weird as fuck, I may have laughed a time or two. Interestingly enough, day two of Eric’s devotionals, goes something like this: “Don’t let others dictate your mood, you be YOU! Stay away from negative energy and allow positive vibes to greet you. Who you were yesterday doesn’t account for today because that person is already forgiven. Learn to let go and keep living!” Eric there’s a book I would like to tell you about. . .In the end, Eric earned himself a rose.

The cocktail party kicks off with a very relaxed Eric, it’s amazing what a flower will do for someone’s self-esteem. Iggy gets the first opportunity and he takes advantage by telling Rachel about his tiff with Eric. Diggy interrupts and Iggy seeks Eric out for some one-on-one time. I’m not sure what is edited out of the show, but from what the audience was given, Iggy made it seem that Rachel asked the questions, instead of just owning his part in it. I could be wrong and maybe we didn’t see the entire conversation Iggy had with Rachel, but from all appearances, Iggy seemed to sugarcoat some shit. Lee overhears and when his time comes with Rachel, instead of him talking about his music or Nashville or his love of racist tweeting (more on that later), he decides to throw Eric under the bus and bring up the argument Eric had with Iggy, making it out as if Eric was the sole aggressor. Eric wasn’t completely innocent, but Iggy did join a conversation between Anthony and Eric without an invite, so draw your own conclusions. Day four of Eric’s devotionals kicks off with “The truth will always come to the light. . .” If he truly feels that he is innocent in all of this (not saying he is), then he probably should’ve brought his own words into the mansion. Rachel sets out to find Eric, I’m assuming to get to the bottom of the whole situation. Now, when Rachel confronts him with what Iggy told her, he did straight up lie. She asked him if he was questioning whether or not she was being real in all of this and if she was genuine. He said no to the first and yes to the last. During his convo with Anthony, he did say that he thought she was playing games, which would mean that through his POV, she is most certainly not real and is definitely not being genuine. You would think that after they all witnessed the verbal smack down she put on DeMario, that none of them would lie to her ever again, but when you gotta save your ass, I guess you do what’s necessary. She chooses to believe him, but to also keep her defenses up where he is concerned. He decides to confront the guys head on and I thought he was about to hit them all with some motivation, he was moving around like he was on a stage, he had a captive audience. . .but when he started to yell, I figured that was an awfully strange tactic to use to motivate someone and then the look on Bryan’s face really summed up the evening. . .The Bachelorette 2017 | Episode Three Re-Cap | 06.05.17 | www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

Once again we are. . .To Be Continued. And since I’m pretty sure that Golden State isn’t gonna wrap up the series in just 4 games, game 5 is scheduled for next Monday night (6/12), so episode #4 will be coming at us on June 19th.

The Bachelor | It's Reality BXTCHES | Episode Re-Cap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com“Well, one of those is for sure not true because I don’t eat carbs because I’m on a ketogenic diet. I don’t eat bananas.” -Blake

“Everybody knows the best way to get over having your heart broken on national television is to go back and date thirty different guys on national television.” -Ellen

“Tickle guy does not dance well.” -Ellen

“Thank you Ellen. Mama was pleased.” -Rachel

“Let the big dog eat!” -Lucas

“Brady’s hair is a force that can’t be reckoned with. I don’t know what kind of hair products he is using today, but he needs to patent it.” -Rachel

I didn’t really think I was going to need to get all heavy on you BXTCHES this early on BUT. . .immediately following the episode, I checked out Twitter and during my perusal, I came across the following tweet from Chris Harrison “For those asking, no, of course we didn’t know about the offensive tweets from Lee’s account. None of us were aware of them Very unfortunate” So, of course that sprung me into action and the first thing I did was check his Twitter, which is now set to ‘private’ and those requesting to follow him, must be approved. Interestingly, his account was not private back when I published my Meet the Cast post, so I then hit up Google and holy shitballs, wait until you BXTCHES see what has been uncovered and let me say that it doesn’t look good for the guitar wielding asshole from Nashville. Look, I get it, this show is an entertainment show, but can we at least recognize the importance of having our first black Bachelor/ette? My assumption is Lee doesn’t make it to the end, I don’t read spoilers, so I don’t know for sure, but chew on this for a bit. This guy actually compared the NAACP to the KKK in one of these racist tweet storms and even though I don’t think Rachel has yet to kiss him, it could be coming. Put yourself in her shoes, she now knows that these tweets exist, can you imagine making out with a guy who isn’t a big fan of black people. He says that he went through six months of interviews before being selected, SIX MONTHS and no one caught this? It didn’t occur to anyone to check out his social media? ABC didn’t have the forethought or manpower to scour and dig social media accounts, but Erika from Orlando could find it? Someone has some explaining to do and you guys over at The Bachelor need to get your shit together, entertainment or not there are people involved, you should be ashamed.If you’re interested in reading some of the tweets, just Google “Lee Garrett tweets”, you will be well educated.

Lucas and Blake. . .I gotta say, I think these two assholes are friends. I find it hard to believe that two guys, who happened to be on a reality show together, just both applied to be on the same season of The Bachelorette. That is just way too coincidental. Then the way Blake started bashing Lucas was really out of no where. No one knew their history, but Blake comes swinging with how Lucas is there for the wrong reasons. But what really sealed the deal was the “fight” they had after they were both eliminated. Blake greets Lucas with a “fuck you, bro”, then proceeds to say how he got drug into Lucas’ bullshit. The only thing about Lucas that was in fact bullshit, was his catch phrase. If Blake could’ve kept his mouth shut, no one would be the wiser when it came down to a Blake vs Lucas feud. Blake calls Lucas a wannabe comedian, a whaboom clown. Lucas tells Blake that it’s about the world and Blake has no idea what the world means. Blake does some weird chicken dance while talking about fart jokes, Lucas dramatically screams that he “knows what funny is!”  These motherfuckers are 30 and 31 years old, let that marinate. It was all very Disney movie”esque”, they should put out some feelers. Obviously they did not watch Nick’s season, because if they would’ve just tuned into to one episode, Corinne surely would’ve taught them something. Even she played with her tits while hurling insults. So my theory is this. They both know and are friends with one another. They decide to apply to be on the show together, highlighting the fact that they were both on another reality show, where they did not get along, already laying the framework for a ready made battle. I suspect if the tension between them would’ve been a bit more dramatic and worth actually tuning in for, they probably would’ve stuck around, but Rachel had enough and put her stiletto clad foot down. Since they are friends, their insults suck because real or fake, no friend wants to hurt your feelings. When all was said and done, I’m sure they met up with DeMario and kicked back a few beers.

Bachelor in Paradise has released some of the cast, the only one from this season thus far is DeMario, but I’m sure as the guys start to drop, they will be headed to Mexico for their crack at debauchery. If you’e interested in the who’s who, click here

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The Bachelor Re-Cap | www.bxtchesbeblogging.comIt's Reality BXTCHES | The Bachelorette | Weekly recap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBXTCHES Gotta Warn: First, it’s Tuesday night as I watch this episode (I was out of town when it aired on Monday, my apologies) and as I begin my re-watch, I must admit to how hard some of the scenes are for me to watch. I don’t get uncomfortable about sex, I am the furthest thing away from being a prude. . .I’ll talk about sucking dick in a quick minute, I’m very open. My issue is this. . .I’m embarrassed for some of these girls-mainly it’s just Corinne, but more about that hot mess later. I had no idea that ABC aired a “getting to know Nick” episode the night prior to the premiere, I know, I know, what kind of fan am I? I did catch it tonight after I watched episode three. So, I may sprinkle a few details into this re-cap from that episode, I just didn’t want you BXTCHES confused on where the info came from. Let’s rehash last week real quick.

Last Week On. . .Well, those motherfuckers over at ABC decided it would be a great idea to leave us hanging with a big, fat “To Be Continued”, this is after Nick told Liz that she had her ride on his dick and since she wasn’t forthcoming with her digits, it’s time for others to experience the magic. He didn’t actually say those words, but he did send Liz home. This happened once Christen told Nick that Liz did spill the secret to her and Nick thought that the noble thing to do was to tell the ladies that he knew Liz prior to the show. And that’s how it ended. So, we got no Rose Ceremony (it’s probably not grammatically correct to capitalize, I just think it makes it a little more fancy). 

This Week On. . .This week will give us (2) group dates, (1) one-on-one date and it’s also where we learn that bounce houses aren’t just for kids. . .or are they?

Even though in last week’s episode, it was Nick saying that he was going to have to come clean and tell the ladies about his history with Liz, what I think he meant was, tell the five girls that you are on a date with and let nature take care of the rest, because trust. . .it wasn’t Nick who spills the beans. It’s during “gossip hour” that we find out that Christen did get the group date rose, which last week’s episode did not show. The general consensus among the ladies is. . .“I’m just shocked” followed by a “totally”. So, cocktail hour is about to begin and upon Nick’s arrival he decides that transparency is best and he lays it out there, with leaving the door open for questions. Two things happened during this cocktail party. #1: the reaction to Nick’s night with Liz and #2: Corinne. 

Corinne is close to even having me be at a loss for words. She’s a bit miffed that Liz did get deep dicked before she has had a chance to see the goods, but she has a plan to make up for that. It involves. . .a trench coat, bra/panties, whipped cream, and Nick. I don’t know if she sent Nick a memo to be waiting out front for her, but lo and behold that is where she just so happens to find him, with no other girl around. Shout out to ABC for putting the “real” in realistic. As they gather on a large cushion or maybe a dog bed (?), she begins to show her “sexual side” by squirting whipped cream into Nick’s mouth, then scooping some of it out with her tongue, if that doesn’t make your panties wet, well just wait. I totally forgot to say that she brags in her confessional about how she is just a sexual creature, but then stands in front of a full length mirror and practices the opening of her trench coat. I’m gonna use this time to tell dear Corinne, that truly sexual people, those that it just comes natural for, do not need to practice and even though the trench coat bit is played out. . .it’s more of a role play prop, if you were a purely sexual person, pajamas worn with fuzzy socks would’ve gotten the job done and done very well. There’s a lot happening with the Reddi Whip. It’s in her mouth, it’s on her boob, it’s all coming off with tongues. . .I bet your panties have just melted right off. The ladies know something is up and tears are being shed over this dessert Corinne is trying to serve on her tit platter and I do think that Nick is a tad uncomfortable (he still sucks it off of her, he’s not a crazy man) and he tries to delicately slow down the porn movie that Corinne is trying to make happen, and in the process, her feelings get hurt. It gets even more strange when Jasmine interrupts and whisks Nick away. I don’t know what it was that Corinne was hoping to get from this moment. I suspect it was more than squirt cream on her nipple, since she finds herself in mascara running tears in the bathroom. Eventually she cries herself out and climbs into bed. I also think it could be an alcohol induced pass-out. Ironically, Reddi Whip has a commercial smack dab in the middle of the episode with the tag line of “Share the Joy” , but ABC decided to place some tape over the Reddi-Whip logo in an effort to disguise the brand, seems like a blown opportunity. . .all the way around.

BXTCH side commentaryShe called the “whipped cream” moment, romance. Honey, I’ve been married for 18 years, a nice dinner along with a bath topped with rose petals is romantic. If I scoop whipped cream out of my husbands mouth with my tongue, then squirt whipped cream on my tit, so he can suck it off, chances are the cream will make it down to his dick. . .whipped cream on a dick does not scream romance. . .what it does say is “brace yourself, I’m about to go full Hoover on your cock.” Nothing wrong with romance or whipped cream. . .one just says “let’s make love tonight, while I stare into your eyes and express how much you mean to me” and the other says “I want to ride you like the I’m in the PBR and you bet your ass, I’ll be going for longer than eight seconds.” We all like a little dirty, just know the difference.

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Just a re-cap on those who are safe. Corinne and Christen both received group date roses, while Danielle M. got the rose on her one-on-one. With Corinne being safe from elimination, she is catching up on some much needed sleep (bless her little hussie heart) and is sitting this Rose Ceremony out. So I can get to the rest of the episode, I’m gonna make it quick. . .those who will wake up with the dream still alive are. . .Alexis, Astrid, Brittany, Christen, Corinne, Danielle L., Danielle M., Dominique, Jaimi, Jasmine, Josephine, Kristina, Rachel, Raven, Sarah, Taylor, Vanessa, and WhitneySo, that means that the following ladies are never, ever going to find their true love, the one that they can squirt their cream on (every pun intended) and will apparently die in a room full of cats. . .Elizabeth, Hailey, and Lacey.

Group Date #1: Danielle L., Christen, Kristina, Whitney, Taylor, Jasmine, Corinne. The clue. . .“Everybody”. While confused at first, it didn’t take long to clear things up with the arrival of the Backstreet Boys and what I’m sure was millions of grown fucking women losing their minds. After a little of “I Want It That Way”, the girls scurry off to get ready. Here’s the gist of the date. The girls arrive at a studio for a bit of what Corinne calls “planned dancing”, but is really the girls learning some choreography. They get to put whatever skills that have to the test, dance some with BSB, and show it all off at a concert. The Boys will pick the lady who they believe has the best chemistry with Nick and the two of them will get a serenade. Once rehearsal begins, Jasmine and Danielle stand out pretty quickly. For someone to claim to be all things sexual, Corinne should be able to move a little better than she does on the dance floor. I wonder if they were to put Nick in a chair and asked her to give his lap a little tease, if she would be able to move then? Regardless, feeling way out of her comfort zone and tired of watching the others rub their asses on Nick, she runs off to the bathroom. After crying on the shoulder of Whitney about her trench coat show and the dancing, she believes she is going to embarrass herself in front of Nick and about 500 people. I guess no one had the heart to tell her that the sex tape she attempted to make with Nick is going to humiliate her in front of millions of people. . .we’ll just wait till later to break that news. But, in her one-on-one with the camera, she feels that Nick may send her home. I guess the whipped cream and the fact that she cannot dance is just too much for Nick to handle. Look, if Ben didn’t send Olivia packing after being mortified (us, not her) when she jumped out of a cake, I think Corinne is safe. Once the show starts, the ladies show off what they have learned and in the end, Danielle and Nick get serenaded with “I Want It That Way” and share some kisses in the process. I hope that ABC fully vetted Corinne, because the look on her face said she is planning to boil something. Maybe not a rabbit, but possibly a contouring kit or some hair extensions. Either way, those BXTCHES should probably start watching their backs.

Corinne snatches Nick up first during the cocktail party and she uses this time to apologize about the Rose Ceremony, I think Nick was more worried about what the other girls thought about her missing it more than anything. Her make-out session with Nick wore her out AGAIN, because she finds the closest couch and uses it for a power nap. Danielle uses her time with Nick confessing to him that he is someone she could see herself falling in love with. A bit early for me, but it works for our boy, because his tongue quickly seeks hers out and while they share a dance alone, his hands make it to her ass, with some squeezes, squeezed in. In the meantime, Sleeping Beauty awakes, expresses to the girls how she really wants a boob job (just a tiny one) and how much she misses Raquel. It was only a matter of time before the nanny conversation came up, but it’s during this convo that we learn Corinne doesn’t make her own bed, believes that she is a kid, and that she pronounces cucumber “coocumber”. Raquel also knows the perfect balance of oil, lemon, and garlic salt when making a lemon salad and she makes the best cheese pasta. Now, in fairness to Corinne, she has tried many times to make cheese pasta and she just can’t make cheese pasta like Raquel. What the fuck I think/hope she means is macaroni and cheese, but the BXTCH can’t even make her own bed, so cheese pasta it is. I guess Nick never has to worry about getting his dick sucked should he choose Corinne, Raquel will always there to get the job done. In the end, the chemistry and Danielle’s ass must’ve been on fire, because she is awarded the rose. Of course, what this really means is Nick is doing Corinne a favor by giving someone else the rose, because he doesn’t want to put a target on her back. Hello Corinne, have you met Delusion? I think y’all will make the best of friends. 

One-on-One Date: “You make me feel like I’m floating.” Vanessa is the lucky girl and the date is a weightless experience, which is pretty cool, if you don’t suffer from motion sickness. Making out while floating though, is pretty neat. However it doesn’t take long for some reality to set in and Vanessa to get sick. You had to swoon a bit over Nick, he held her while she was sick, he even kissed her after she threw up. I don’t know how she was able to function for the rest of the date because when I get motion sickness, I have to find a bed and I am out of commission for the rest of the day, so kudos to you, Vanessa.

Meanwhile at the mansion: Group Date #2 card arrives and Rachel, Alexis, Astrid, Jaimi, Sarah, Brittany, and Dominique get to find out what Nick means when he says “I’m done playing the field”. They assume that it will be something athletic. This makes some of the girls squeal with glee, while the others think that they have met their doom. 

Nighttime arrives for Nick and Vanessa and they find themselves on the top of the tallest building in L.A., Vanessa expresses her gratitude to Nick for taking care of her, he says “you’re welcome” with a kiss. They talk some about Nick’s previous seasons and we also learn that Vanessa’s grandfather passed away several weeks before her leaving for the show, but she reluctantly came with the support of her family. Vanessa did not hold a lot back when she asked Nick “Why would you do this again? You know, you’ve gone through it how many times?”. I suppose he answered the question as honestly as one can, given that they are only on their first date. The chemistry is pretty strong with these two and the conversation was pretty emotional as well, because our loverboy shed some tears. It’s weird for me to see him the way he was with Vanessa. . .he was what you would imagine the way one should be when looking for love. . .on a reality show. That side of him is very hard to reconcile with the way I see him with Corinne. It’s almost like a totally different show is being filmed when him and Corinne are together. Almost Playboy “ish”. It’s not a complaint, I just wonder if the vulnerability he showed Vanessa, could ever be shown to Corinne or if she would even understand it?

Group Date #2 starts with the girls meeting Nick on a track. When they get to meet Carl Lewis, Allison Felix, and Michelle Carter they realize that a competition is about to be under way. Now, I’m a Olympic Whore, it is literally my favorite sports season, so even I was “ga-ga’ing” over this date. The ladies will compete is a series of events, which will lead to a winner, who will get to spend some time in a hot tub with Nick. I’m not sure who dressed Astrid, but her girls were all over the place, no support at all. They get to participate in the Limo Long Jump, Jump into Nick’s Arms, and the Javelin Throw. The top three move onto the final event that will determine the winner. Now, a toddler could jump further than Astrid did and she couldn’t clear the bar when she went to Jump into Nick’s Arms, she did put the javelin right in the heart and since some of the score is based on the chemistry with Nick, I’m wondering if the bouncing on her chest scored her some extra points, because she made it into the top three, along with Rachel and Alexis. Dominique seemed to hurt her shoulder when she threw the javelin and it’s gonna be all downhill from here for her. The final competition is a dash for the ring. Rachel leads the other two, with Miss Energetic Tits pulling up the rear, when Rachel knocks the ring right off the perch and Alexis running right past it, Astrid sweeps down to capture the diamond when Rachel steps on it, shattering it. That didn’t stop Astrid, because she picks up some piece of it and gets to the hot tub before the other two can catch up, ensuring her time with Nick.

By the time that the cocktail party arrives, Dominique is really in her head and going a bit crazy. This process must be more emotionally polarizing than I understand. Surely, some of these women are somewhat normal outside of this show, but put them in a house and have them compete for the affection of a man, and another side of their personality blooms and not always in a normal, understanding way. One minute they seem quite sweet and endearing and the next they’re questioning their own existence. What baffles me even more is the reassurance that the others give to those who are struggling. Rachel pulls Dominique into the restroom and tells her to just be herself, that she needs to just focus on her own relationship with Nick and not worry about everyone else’s. It’s good advice, but it’s advice from someone who is also vying for the same heart. Nick and Rachel seem to hit it off, they have some good chemistry building. . .and in the middle of them making out, we catch Dominique spying on them, which isn’t doing anything to calm the crazy brewing within. So when she gets her shot to talk with Nick, she let’s it out. She starts with complaining that Nick didn’t give her a chance during the date and even when he attempts to rebut what she is saying, she doesn’t let up. At this point, Nick makes the decision to send her home, but I think she made that decision for him. It’s too early to let the crazy out girl, you should’ve kept it cool, admonishing him this early on was risky. It was your first date with him, questions about his favorite food or favorite movie are more appropriate than telling him he needs to pay more attention to you. Lesson learned for the next time. Rachel gets the rose and there is one less girl to compete with.

In lieu of getting drunk at night, Nick decides getting sloshed by the pool and being able to see all the girls in their swimwear at the same time would make the decision making process easier. When Nick arrives, he quickly loses his shirt and Raven proceeds to slather him with sunscreen and when that process is over, Jasmine rains kisses all over him, it was actually quite awkward. In the meantime, Corinne is still getting herself ready and when she finally does make an appearance, it’s her surprising Nick with a princess bounce house. Where in the fuck did this bitch get a bounce house? They have no access to phones or computers, so. . .I don’t think ABC is playing fair or some lowly intern was really hoping to see Corinne accidentally come out of her top, because her jumping up and down had to make one of the ladies pop free. Nick does join her in bouncing (and all that that implies) and she joins him by straddling his waist and grinding her biz-ness all on him. The rest of the house goes to see what all the commotion is and that is when they discover the party happening out front. If it were me, I would’ve taken my big ass and climbed right into that house and bounced the shit out of it. Learning time ladies, you don’t have to be a bitch, to be a BXTCH. If enough of y’all would’ve climbed in to that castle, you could’ve played Dead Man and bounced Corinne right over the top of it. You’re gonna have to beat her at her own game. She’s not that bright, so it’s not gonna be that difficult. The problem is Nick’s dick. She’s owning it right now, but she doesn’t understand that you don’t have to grind on it to get its attention. With the whole house, sans Corinne, upset, they begin to voice their concerns to Nick. The biggest voice belonging to Vanessa. She gets right down to it when she tells Nick that she isn’t judging Corinne, she’s judging Nick and she wants to know if he is there to find a wife or there to find someone to fuck around with, because if it’s the latter, she would rather Nick keep his rose. All of this seems to be happening while Corinne is in her safe place. . .her bed. We don’t get Nick’s response because ABC took a page from Corinne’s book, they rubbed all on our dicks getting them right where they needed them, then BAM. . .we’ll see you next week.

The Bachelor | It's Reality BXTCHES | Episode Re-Cap on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com “This was the worse day in my life.” -Corinne

“Let me tell ya. I would love to track and field Nick all day.”-Rachel

“Obviously I’m here for Nick, but there’s a lot of like, horny girls in this house, so I don’t know how this is going to work out.” -Alexis

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Alexis, 23, aspiring dolphin trainer

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Astrid, 26, plastic surgery office manager

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Brittany, 26, travel nurse

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Christen, 25, wedding videographer


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Corinne, 24, business owner

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Danielle L.,27, small business owner

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Danielle M.,31, neonatal nurse

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Dominique, 25, restaurant server

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Jaimi, 28, chef

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Jasmine G., 29, pro basketball dancer

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Josephine, 24, registered nurse

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Kristina, 24, dental hygienist

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Rachel, 31, attorney

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Raven, 25, fashion boutique owner

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Sarah, 26, grade school teacher

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Taylor, 23, mental health counselor

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Vanessa, 29, special education teacher

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Whitney, 25, pilates instructor

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Elizabeth, 24, marketing manager

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Dominique, 25, restaurant server

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Hailey, 23, photographer

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Lacey, 25, digital marketing manager

 

Only one final thought for this episode, but it’s gonna be a long one. I get the attraction Nick has to Corinne. I mean, it’s a 24 year old pussy and young, supple tits. My problem is the disrespect Corinne is showing towards Nick or more specific, Nick’s family. They will sit down and watch this season and from my research, his youngest sibling/sister is around 14 years old. So, irregardless of whether or not this is “real”, it’s still real enough. Is this how Corinne wants to portray herself to her potential future in-laws? I’m all for sexual awareness and chemistry, but that’s not what Corinne is expressing. She is hoping that rubbing that 24 year old pussy all over Nick is going to cover up the fact that there isn’t much more to her. I understand the need to have fun (which according to Nick is important) and I can see where bouncing in a bounce house accomplishes that. She didn’t bring Nick into a castle to bounce. . .well, she wanted to bounce, she was just hoping it would be on his dick. And if Nick is looking for a girl to just fuck around with, he has certainly found her, but do we really think that Corinne is wife material? I’m gonna sound so old when I say this but, her age is showing. The BXTCH can’t even do laundry. My eight year old son can wash clothes. Whoever winds up marrying Corinne, especially in the next 2-4 years, is also going to have to parent her and that may make blow jobs awfully awkward. Any full functioning adult knows that if it takes copious amounts of alcohol to build courage to do something, then it’s usually not something that comes naturally. Corinne brags about how sexual she is, but each time she has tried to fondle Nick, she is tanked. Even laying in the bounce house she is slurring her words. Subtlety is a real thing and sometimes less really is more. Being sexual is more about attitude than appearance. Corinne just hasn’t had enough life experience to learn that yet.

Next week we will be discussing Christen and her virginity.

Remember, The Bachelor airs on ABC Mondays at 8pm EASTERN | 7pm CENTRAL.

 

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