Kiss The Girl (The Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #3) by Tara Sivec

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Kiss The Girl (Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #3) by Tara Sivec | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comKiss The Girl (Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #3) by Tara Sivec | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comKiss The Girl (Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #3) by Tara Sivec | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.comBxtches Be Blogging Book ReviewsBXTCHES Gotta Warn: Here it is BXTCHES, the third and final (enter teardrop here) book in the Naughty Princess Club series and while it was certainly worth the wait, there is something you need to know prior to diving into Ariel and Eric’s story. If you haven’t yet fallen head over ass for Cindy or Belle, I’m gonna need for you to rewind and dive into those stories first. Could you read this book first? Fuck, I’m not your mom, you do you. . .but you’re just not gonna get everything this series offers if you kickstart this journey in reverse, so considered yourself warned.

Kiss The Girl will be told through the POV of Ariel.

Now, if you decided to be a bit of a rebel and bypass Cindy and Belle, I’m gonna do you a solid and give you a quick rundown. Cindy kicked off this trilogy and to help you catch up, you kinda need to know a bit about how it all starts and that happened with At The Stroke of Midnight. So, here is the cliffs notes version. Cindy, Belle, and Ariel are all residents of Fairytale Lane. Cindy’s “perfect” life is not so perfect, her husband has left and she finds out that as a parting gift, he watered one of the neighbors gardens. . .okay, he fucked her. . .I’m not so good with the metaphors. That neighbor? Ariel. But in her defense, she didn’t know he was married. Belle is the local librarian and lives in her father’s basement. She hooks up with Vincent (aka Beast) in In Bed With The Beast (book #2). But back to the beginning, thinking they were hired for a child’s birthday party, they show up dressed in their namesake princess costumes, ready to make some much needed cash. Except it’s not children they’re there to entertain and it’s certainly not a birthday party that they’ve shown up to. So, the idea of the Naughty Princess Club is born. I hope I haven’t confused you too much, but that’s what happens when you decide to read books out of order and I never said my cliff notes were AP English worthy.

We already know that Ariel is divorced and because of the divorce, she was forced to sell her antique store. . .hence the need for money. All we know about her ex-husband is that he is gay and when the one you have committed yourself to prefers dick and your is most definitely not, an unhappy spouse is an unhappy house. We also know that there is some serious sexual (or murderous) tension between her and Eric and it’s just a matter of time before one of the two comes to fruition. Ariel has yet to step on the stage at Charmings, which means that she can’t be booked for parties. Hot women dressed as hot princesses, taking off their clothes, equals busy times, making it an all hands on deck moment. Things begin to go downhill for Ariel when she shows up to her house to only be informed that the house is no longer hers and she has just minutes to collect her must haves and exit the premises. Now, for someone who is in the business of collecting and everything she owns is a must have, this is definitely the bottom of the barrel. Enter Eric.

Once things kind of calm down (and I’m probably overusing the word calm), it is decided, albeit without input from Ariel, that Eric will be housing our redheaded princess. . .on one of his yachts. Not too shabby, except for the fact that there’s the tiny issue of Ariel either stabbing Eric in his sleep or jumping his bones. Now, if it were up to Eric, it’s the bones. . .it’s always the bones. Don’t worry, we’ll get to that.

While we were given enough Ariel in the first two books to fall in love, we were salivating to get her alone and she did not disappoint. And even though I knew her with Eric was gonna be out of this world, we didn’t really get a lot of Eric in Cindy and Belle’s story, it was just enough to wet the whistle. . .but out of this world, it was. 

The wit that we have come to crave from Ariel, hits the mark and then some. Her back and forth banter with the girls is on point but adding Eric to the mix, takes our leading lady to a whole other level. There’s goat yoga, an unhealthy love of carbs (which I ain’t mad at), drunken confessions with the besties, drunken karaoke, some lap dance lessons. . .I mean, it’s almost all carbs and liquor, not only am I not mad at it, this BXTCH is my spirit animal.

With every belly aching laugh comes some gut wrenching reality and if you thought Cindy and Belle’s discoveries were eye opening and worthy of some good old fashioned bra burning, Ariel is about to have you hold her beer, because her revelation came as a surprise to even me. Which is why I will reveal only the following. . .things aren’t always what they seem and sometimes the ones with the most broken souls are the ones who make us laugh the hardest.
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Since this is the last book in this phenomenal trilogy, our favorite naughty princesses are back in force. Ariel is at the point in her life where she needs her girls and the camaraderie did not let me down. Along with Cindy and Belle, we do get peek in on PJ and Vincent, while being introduced to Eric’s momster, Ursula. Tara Sivec is good at a lot of things-book wise, I don’t know her like that, though I’m sure she’s great at things that have nothing to do with books as well-one thing she is superb at creating is a cast of characters that you will fall for regardless of their emphasis in the book, because she makes sure that each character she takes the time in creating, brings something significant to the story she is telling and as the reader it allows me to become fully engrossed in every detail. Namaste.

There is a lot of sexual tension between Ariel and Eric, that was evident back in book #1, but there’s not a ton of actual sex, but the tension mixed with the loads of foreplay should be enough to. . .hmm. . .wet your whistle. . .never thought I would use that phrase twice in one review, but there you have it. Tara Sivec always manages to walk the fine line between sexy and funny with a lot of grace and she manages to do it again here.

Closure comes as the last page is turned, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit sad. It was another great ending to another great series. I love books that force me to close my eyes and breathe deep. . .I love books that get me so wound up that I need to shut it down and come back. . .but I also LOVE books that provide a funny and easy escape and that’s what Tara Sivec does for me. Make no mistake, she has provided me with the first three when she managed to rip my heart out in The Story of Us. . .don’t worry, she put it back together. My point? She is one of my go to authors when I need to just decompress without getting worked up. . .when I need to escape to a rom-com that’s not a movie. . .when I want to laugh out loud and have my family look at me with concern. And I will be very okay if she is inspired to give us a short, but not too short, novella featuring all of our favorite princesses and the ones who captured their hearts.

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In Bed With The Beast (The Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #2) by Tara Sivec

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BXTCHES Gotta Warn: I got good news and bad news. . .the good news, In Bed With The Beast is about to hit your Kindle, Nook, bookshelf, basically your imagination is about to get inundated, which should give you some reason to celebrate. The bad news, Kiss the Girl won’t grace us until September. Let that sink in for a bit. . .and not to be a Debby Downer, but chances are your kids will already be living it up in the grade they’ve been promoted to, but the silver lining is your kids will be at school while you’re (hopefully) able to kick back and let Ariel have you laughing your ass off. Because let’s face facts, as funny as books #1 and #2 are, we all know that Ariel is gonna book end this series with a bang (no pressure Tara). Now to my actual warning. This is a series and in order to really get the full fairytale experience, you will have to read it in order. At the Stroke of Midnight is book #1 and you can check out my review here or just trust a BXTCH and purchase here.

In Bed With the Beast will be told solely though Belle’s POV.

We learned a lot about Belle in At the Stroke of Midnight. We know that she lives with her father, in the basement. We know that even though Belle is an adult, she needs to be snuck in and out of said basement. We know that the local library where she works is about to be shut down and her passion to save it is what has her finding friends in Cindy and Ariel and the birth of the Naughty Princess Club. They do say that necessity is the mother of invention and that rings true for strippers as well. And lastly, we know that that it’s gonna be about Belle and Beast, name association aside, the hostility between the two of them in book #1 was a clear sign that the attraction was definitely there. 

This Once Upon a Time begins when Belle gets kicked out of her house. When Vincent (Beast) finds her living at the library, he offers her a place to live and since she is becoming desperate to save the place she loves the most, she needs Vincent to help her come out of her shell. . .to use her nerdy sexuality. . .to have laps begging for a little bump and grind. And while she may not be a virgin (though Ariel is not be entirely convinced), she is most certainly lacking experience. . .with men. . .enter The Beast.

What starts out as an experiment, a learning/teaching moment if you will, quickly turns into much more. C’mon now, what did you BXTCHES expect? You can only practice the art of seduction so many times before you’ll need to fall on a dick. . .literally. But we won’t go into too much more detail. Just know, like with all good fairytales, things are not always as they seem. And there is a lot at stake for Belle. Her library on the brink of closure, her relationship with her dad is falling apart, she falling for someone that they call Beast, and her BFF’s have signed her up for internet dating. What in the fuck could go wrong? Well, Murphy’s Law may very well ring true.

If you have already sank your teeth into At the Stroke of Midnight, and we’ve discussed this, so I hope you did in fact heed my warning, then you already know all about this great supporting cast, because it was through book #1 that the introductions were made. While we still get the laugh out loud moments between the ladies, In Bed with the Beast focuses more on Belle and Vincent and the other relationships really do take on a secondary role, but don’t fret, the interactions that do happen will give you everything you need. . .at least until book #3. Mrs. Potter is a new addition and she has become my new senior citizen goal, my husband better look out. We also get to meet Belle’s dad and while you may hate him at first, in the end, he’ll leave you with a smile on your face.

This is the point where we gotta discuss the sex. Sometimes (in my opinion) there is a fine line between writing great comedy and also being able to make the sex scenes, well. . .sexy. Tara Sivec does a great job of balancing the funny with the fucking. Now, for Belle and Vincent the hotness is really derived more from the  sexual tension that tethers these two together. There is sex, I don’t want to alarm you, but it’s the chemistry that is super hot, it’s the allowing herself to break free from the metaphorical shackles that has dominated her adult life that’s sexy. And let’s not leave out the lap dances that she becomes an expert at. . .thank you Cindy.

I wasn’t sure what we were going to get with Belle and Vincent. I knew it was going to be funny, but book #1 was so well thought out and new (I hope that makes sense) and we all know that Ariel is going to trap us from page one and not let up until it’s time to say goodbye to The Naughty Princess Club, so we kinda had Belle somewhere in the middle. But the unsureness was for nothing because our princess broke free and took on a mama’s boy, an egotistical ass, a threesome request, and ultimately a beast. . .and conquered. They do say that it’s always the quiet ones you gotta keep your eye on.

What I love about reading Tara Sivec is her ability to create a world that not only lets the reader immerse themselves in it, but the characters that she is able to pull from her imagination are so relatable, that it’s easy for the reader to create a relationship with them. I don’t know any strippers who use princesses in their act, actually I don’t know any strippers at all, but that doesn’t negate the fact that I would add them to my friends to find list. . .if I kept one.

So, we’re two books into this adult fairytale world and I’m stoked and sad all at the same time because with Ariel will come the end. But her story doesn’t come out until September, which is close to Halloween, which could inspire some of you BXTCHES out there to kick start your own Naughty Princess Clubs. Maybe it’s time for a #revolution.
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At The Stroke of Midnight (The Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #1) by Tara Sivec

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BXTCHES Gotta Warn: I’ve had my hands on this hot little number for some time now and I’m feeling a bit twatish for just now getting around to reviewing it. Not that I really have a worthy excuse but, first it was The Bachelor and as much as Arie makes me cringe, I’m still devoted. . .and then the Olympics happened and for two straight weeks, I was all about the snow. In fact, I found myself getting angry at my parents (may they rest in piece) for never putting me in any winter sports, even though we live deep in the heart of Texas, but still, maybe I could’ve been a halfpipe superstar. Ahhh, dreams. Which leads me to the here and now. I wanted to do this book justice, so I gave it a good ole re-read and found that I loved it just as much the second time around. I kinda feel like Tara doesn’t really need a whole lot of warning. . .once she hooks you, you’re gone and the only answer you look for is “When is the next one coming out?”. Well BXTCHES, the answer to that age old question is now. And just in case you’re interested in any of Tara’s inspiration for At The Stroke of Midnight, check out her Pinterest board here.

At The Stroke of Midnight will be told entirely through Cindy’s POV.

Cindy is about to enter the mid-life crisis stage of adulthood way before she’s even made it to mid-life. She was living what she thought was a pretty perfect, albeit somewhat Stepford, existence. She had the great family and the big house and if there ever was a show that featured The Very Active Housewives of Fairytale Lane, she would’ve been the star. But all that came crashing down when, what she thought was a great husband, ran off with the babysitter, leaving Cindy and her daughter with nothing. Doing what she thinks is the right thing, she finds herself defending her asshole ex to the neighborhood gossips, until Ariel enters the picture and forces Cindy to start facing reality and to also remove the giant stick she has shoved up her ass.

All three of our princesses are facing their own kind of desperate situation. Cindy’s husband left her without any means to financially support her and her daughter. Ariel, who has a love for all things antique, finds herself having to pay her now gay ex, alimony and Belle just wants to be able to save the town’s library. Desperate times call for desperate measures and desperate measures leads to the ladies dressing up as their namesakes, but in a way that’ll have grown men throwing money at them to do so. Ahhh, dreams.

Of course, there’s more to how they get from point A to point B. Or in this case going from the president of the PTA to welcoming Cindy to the main stage. There’s a Halloween party with weird vegan cupcakes and a birthday party where they’re supposed to be hot princess strippers but they don’t know they’re supposed to be hot princess strippers and instead show up dressed as if they were actually walking in the Main Street Parade at Disney World. But all is good, because without these mishaps, Cindy would’ve never laid her pretty blue eyes on PJ Charming, the owner of Charming’s, the local strip club and with his help, although reluctant, Cindy begins to bust out of that Stepford shell she’s built up over the years. A dream is a wish your heart makes for sure. Let’s take a moment of silence to imagine how different our adult lives would be if Tara was the one feeding us our Disney stories. Ahh, dreams.

PJ won’t be able to take full credit for Cindy finding her inner (and outer) stripper and I mean that metaphorically as well as literally. A lot of that credit goes to her two side BXTCHES. And that is the beauty of this story. Now, I’m about to get a bit serious on you, just bear with me. Maybe it was never Tara’s intentions, but she was able to tap into a pretty sobering topic. We may not all have the asshole husband or snotty neighbors, but I think too many times we allow the identifiers “mom” and “wife” to dominate our lives and forget about the woman that was there long before we were given other titles and that’s what At the Stroke taps into, just in a way that allows us to sit back and laugh at it, instead of wallowing in it. Maybe it’s time to let those inner strippers out and the freak flags fly, our husbands would surely approve.

I’m starting to wonder how many voices Tara has in her head at any given moment, because the cast of characters that she conjures up amaze me each and every time. It actually makes me jealous that I don’t have someone like Ariel floating around in my subconscious, but envy is a seven deadly, so amazing it is. We do get our intros to the other naughty princesses and I can tell you with absolute certainty, that as much as you will love the princess featured in At The Stroke of Midnight, waiting for Belle and Ariel’s story is going to be like waiting for Christmas and if Cosmo were to ever come out with a ‘What Naughty Princess Are You’ quiz, Good Golly Miss Molly, I hope I get to be Ariel. Every character in this book added something to the telling of this story, even down to the evil as fuck in-laws and chances are you will love them all. . .sans the evil as fuck in-laws and you probably won’t feel any love lost for the ex either, but the rest will have you falling hard. I think I read somewhere that Anastasia (the daughter) was modeled after Tara’s kiddo and now that I have enjoyed this book twice, I’m not sure if I feel for her or admire her that much more, because having your own offspring be able to challenge you in the smartassness department may piss you off, but it does spark a certain amount of pride. 

There are two separate relationships happening in this book. The obvious one between Cindy and PJ, which has it’s own part in bringing out a different side of Cindy. And I am all about PJ. The lap dances alone have me rethinking my own seduction skills, but that relationship plays second fiddle to the one between Cindy, Ariel, and Belle. You’re gonna love Cindy, but when we first meet her, she’s kind of a bitch. That is until Ariel and Belle almost force their way in. It’s three personalities that don’t exactly fit together, but there is something in each of them that the others need and I suspect as we move further into this series, it’s gonna be the girls that bring out the best in each other and the guys are just gonna be lucky enough to tag along for the ride.

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There are a handful of authors that I will one-click blindly and Tara Sivec is one of them. In my opinion, she writes the best kind of romantic comedy. It’s the kind that sounds crazy when you try to explain it to anyone else, so you just wind up with a “you just have to read it” explanation. It’s the kind that blocks out the snoring husband and forever wanting a snack kids. It’s the kind that has you justifying just one more chapter. But the best part. . .it’s the kind that has you laughing out loud and allows you the escape that all of us WOMEN deserve. Bxtches Be ReadingAt The Stroke of Midnight (The Naughty Princess Club Series, Book #1) by Tara Sivec | Review on www.bxtchesbeblogging.com

 

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