BXTCHES Gotta Warn: Here it is BXTCHES, the third and final (enter teardrop here) book in the Naughty Princess Club series and while it was certainly worth the wait, there is something you need to know prior to diving into Ariel and Eric’s story. If you haven’t yet fallen head over ass for Cindy or Belle, I’m gonna need for you to rewind and dive into those stories first. Could you read this book first? Fuck, I’m not your mom, you do you. . .but you’re just not gonna get everything this series offers if you kickstart this journey in reverse, so considered yourself warned.
Kiss The Girl will be told through the POV of Ariel.
Now, if you decided to be a bit of a rebel and bypass Cindy and Belle, I’m gonna do you a solid and give you a quick rundown. Cindy kicked off this trilogy and to help you catch up, you kinda need to know a bit about how it all starts and that happened with At The Stroke of Midnight. So, here is the cliffs notes version. Cindy, Belle, and Ariel are all residents of Fairytale Lane. Cindy’s “perfect” life is not so perfect, her husband has left and she finds out that as a parting gift, he watered one of the neighbors gardens. . .okay, he fucked her. . .I’m not so good with the metaphors. That neighbor? Ariel. But in her defense, she didn’t know he was married. Belle is the local librarian and lives in her father’s basement. She hooks up with Vincent (aka Beast) in In Bed With The Beast (book #2). But back to the beginning, thinking they were hired for a child’s birthday party, they show up dressed in their namesake princess costumes, ready to make some much needed cash. Except it’s not children they’re there to entertain and it’s certainly not a birthday party that they’ve shown up to. So, the idea of the Naughty Princess Club is born. I hope I haven’t confused you too much, but that’s what happens when you decide to read books out of order and I never said my cliff notes were AP English worthy.
We already know that Ariel is divorced and because of the divorce, she was forced to sell her antique store. . .hence the need for money. All we know about her ex-husband is that he is gay and when the one you have committed yourself to prefers dick and your is most definitely not, an unhappy spouse is an unhappy house. We also know that there is some serious sexual (or murderous) tension between her and Eric and it’s just a matter of time before one of the two comes to fruition. Ariel has yet to step on the stage at Charmings, which means that she can’t be booked for parties. Hot women dressed as hot princesses, taking off their clothes, equals busy times, making it an all hands on deck moment. Things begin to go downhill for Ariel when she shows up to her house to only be informed that the house is no longer hers and she has just minutes to collect her must haves and exit the premises. Now, for someone who is in the business of collecting and everything she owns is a must have, this is definitely the bottom of the barrel. Enter Eric.
Once things kind of calm down (and I’m probably overusing the word calm), it is decided, albeit without input from Ariel, that Eric will be housing our redheaded princess. . .on one of his yachts. Not too shabby, except for the fact that there’s the tiny issue of Ariel either stabbing Eric in his sleep or jumping his bones. Now, if it were up to Eric, it’s the bones. . .it’s always the bones. Don’t worry, we’ll get to that.
While we were given enough Ariel in the first two books to fall in love, we were salivating to get her alone and she did not disappoint. And even though I knew her with Eric was gonna be out of this world, we didn’t really get a lot of Eric in Cindy and Belle’s story, it was just enough to wet the whistle. . .but out of this world, it was.
The wit that we have come to crave from Ariel, hits the mark and then some. Her back and forth banter with the girls is on point but adding Eric to the mix, takes our leading lady to a whole other level. There’s goat yoga, an unhealthy love of carbs (which I ain’t mad at), drunken confessions with the besties, drunken karaoke, some lap dance lessons. . .I mean, it’s almost all carbs and liquor, not only am I not mad at it, this BXTCH is my spirit animal.
With every belly aching laugh comes some gut wrenching reality and if you thought Cindy and Belle’s discoveries were eye opening and worthy of some good old fashioned bra burning, Ariel is about to have you hold her beer, because her revelation came as a surprise to even me. Which is why I will reveal only the following. . .things aren’t always what they seem and sometimes the ones with the most broken souls are the ones who make us laugh the hardest.
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Since this is the last book in this phenomenal trilogy, our favorite naughty princesses are back in force. Ariel is at the point in her life where she needs her girls and the camaraderie did not let me down. Along with Cindy and Belle, we do get peek in on PJ and Vincent, while being introduced to Eric’s momster, Ursula. Tara Sivec is good at a lot of things-book wise, I don’t know her like that, though I’m sure she’s great at things that have nothing to do with books as well-one thing she is superb at creating is a cast of characters that you will fall for regardless of their emphasis in the book, because she makes sure that each character she takes the time in creating, brings something significant to the story she is telling and as the reader it allows me to become fully engrossed in every detail. Namaste.
There is a lot of sexual tension between Ariel and Eric, that was evident back in book #1, but there’s not a ton of actual sex, but the tension mixed with the loads of foreplay should be enough to. . .hmm. . .wet your whistle. . .never thought I would use that phrase twice in one review, but there you have it. Tara Sivec always manages to walk the fine line between sexy and funny with a lot of grace and she manages to do it again here.
Closure comes as the last page is turned, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a bit sad. It was another great ending to another great series. I love books that force me to close my eyes and breathe deep. . .I love books that get me so wound up that I need to shut it down and come back. . .but I also LOVE books that provide a funny and easy escape and that’s what Tara Sivec does for me. Make no mistake, she has provided me with the first three when she managed to rip my heart out in The Story of Us. . .don’t worry, she put it back together. My point? She is one of my go to authors when I need to just decompress without getting worked up. . .when I need to escape to a rom-com that’s not a movie. . .when I want to laugh out loud and have my family look at me with concern. And I will be very okay if she is inspired to give us a short, but not too short, novella featuring all of our favorite princesses and the ones who captured their hearts.
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